What's up fuckers all of your comments on my last chapter I can't even- Ya'll make my day. beware of this chapter cuz it's really short and dumb. Thank you all for your support, I love you all so much omg
"Izuku come on!" "But (Y/n)! You know I hate parties!" The green Afro haired male whined messing with his sleeve. You had an angered expression but smiled while pinching his ear. "Your little ass better go to this party so I can lie about ALL of the "good" thing's you've done and the places you have taken me, got it?" Izuku gulped and nodded "anddd we have a party to get to!" Izuku cheered acerbically. (I like using big words to confuse the hell out of you)
The two of you got into your costumes and begun to make your way to the realm of drunks, sluts, and the disturbing sound of sex. Izuku wanted to drive but we all know that he can't run over a squirrel if one decides to jump out on the road because it would haunt him for life. While you're different, if it's on the road you purposely speed up just to watch it panic. The tone in Izuku's scream makes it even better, so as you got in the car you secretly prayed for a bunny to jump on the road.
"Where is this party anyway? I thought you didn't have any friends?" "I know I am a person who doesn't think before they speak, and I have no self control when roasting someone, and I'm a complete savage, and everyone a bitch- wait, I never realized how sad my life is till now." Izuku patted my back and smiled "don't worry, you'll get your best hoe one day." "I want my best hoe nowww" "Oh my God (Y/n)"
*cla clunk?* ( tf okay what's the noise of running something over again?)
"(Y/n), what was that?" "I don't know what that you're speaking of" "your facial expression is scaring me, the car literally squeaked when it went over a bump. Is there something wrong with it?" "Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft, I don't know what you're talking about" you shooed his question away with your hand. "Could you not drive with one hand, remember last time- wait. YOU RAN OVER A BUZZYWUZZY!" "No, I ran over a bunny, not a buzzywuzzy." "Y/N!!!!!!"
Ya both pulled up to this huge ass mansion, music at ear bleeding volume and party lights shining into space. "Great, (Y/n) and her wild friends at it again.." Izuku mumbled as he got out of the car. "YEAHH!" You ran into the house; of course leaving your boyfriend behind. Izuku opened the door and saw a lot of,
old people.
"(Y/N)?! WHAT IS THIS?" "Omg Gloria that's amazing! I'm so glad you got new dentures!" you talked over the music. "HUUUH" "I SAID I LIKE YOUR TEETH" "MY WREATH?" "oH MY GOD GLORIA" "I have the weirdest girlfriend" Izuku mumbled as he face palmed. Izuku grabbed your hand and took you upstairs. He then pushed you up against the wall and kissed you.
"Why are we at an old people's party?" "I love watching them dance, it's funny" "but how do you know all of these people?" "it all started at Mc Donalds-" Izuku kissed you again and pushed you away gently. "I don't want the story, and I don't want to know anymore"
Izuku pushed you in the car and drove your ass home. He said he'll give you your own party in the bedroom tonight so you got excited and agreed. Your poor innocence.
Hey there everyone, I lowkey wanted to make this a long ass chapter but after hitting my head that hard I forgot what I was going to write. My parents are scared because there will be times I just stand in the hallway and stare at the wall. Don't be clumsy like me kids.
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