My Hero Academia x Reader

Fumikage Tokoyami Christmas Special

Hi. This is a smut. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! (certain person *cough*) I will try and not even be a meme in this chapter but that's probably impossible. Also, after the chapter, I need to talk to you guys about some stuff. Bitch I know this is late but I had some major crap going on....

KIDS AND PARENTS BITVH I UGH

It was in the middle of December, you and your boyfriend, which is Tokoyami, decided to go adventure in the wilderness. Basically, it was cold as fuck outside and didn't know why you agreed to this. "T-T-Toko-yami-" you shuttered, teeth chattering as you talked. "H-how m-m-m-uch l-longer?" Tokoyami looked behind him to see you basically dying. "Hmm," he placed his hand under his chin? (DOES HE EVEN HAVE A CHIN? OR IS IT CHINXBEAK CHEAK? PffT) 

"I guess we could start going home," he smiled sincerely. "Yeaaah!" You cheered. What you didn't know is that he lied to you. That bastard. Basically, his plan was to take you around the woods and make it seem that he is "lost." 

You were too busy complaining about making footprints in the snow, it never looks pretty anymore, all because someone decided to ruin it with their FEET! "Ugh Tokoyami, we're ruining the beautiful snow.." "Oh deal with it," he sighed, looking around the forest blanket with snow. "I hate you, ya know?" You mumbled, snuggling into your scarf. "Love you too," he looked back to you with a smile. 

Twenty minutes have passed, and you were enraged. "What's taking so long!" your voiced echoed through, scaring a couple of birds. "Umm, (Y/n)?" Tokoyami sweat dropped. "What?" "We're lost..." "WE'RE WHAT?! OH HELL NO!" Tokoyami mumbled curses under his breath, positioning himself to run. "You better find a way to get us out of here" you growled. "Y-yes m-ma'am..." 

Tokoyami took some time to act as if he was 'worried' or thinking of a way to get home. "That's it!" He cheered "I know a short cut!" "You do, really?!" "Mhmm, follow me." You were too busy jumping for joy, you didn't notice his smirk. "Let's go!" He 'smiled'; wrapping his arm around yours. 

It took about another ten minutes of you guys walking, which lost your enthusiasm to getting home earlier. But what you were expecting, was something completely different. A beautiful hot springs hid behind the trees. "Wow" you breathed out "it's beautiful..." You took in the sight for a couple more seconds. "OKAY let's go home now!" (me)

"Not so fast," Tokoyami grabbed your arm and threw you in the snow. "Umm bitch?" "Bitch, get undressed, you're going in the springs." This bitch told you to strip your clothes? Guess it's time to show him the real bitch. "You know what, maybe I WILL! MAYBE I WILL STRIP ASS NAKED AND GO INTO THIS SPRING THING!" "hot springs" "WELL MORE LIKE NOT SPRINGS, BECAUSE ONCE IT SEES MY BODY IT'S GONNA GO 'not!'" (same) You screamed while getting undressed. "hoLY SHIT IT'S FREEZING!" You screamed again, jumping into the springs. Tokoyami smirked and undressed himself. "Bitch oh hell no, I don't want your dick infecting this water." You sassed. He ignored you, and jumped in. "For a bird,  you're well sized." You winked (the fuckamIdoing)

Tokoyami ignored you, and grabbed your waist. "Follow my lead," he whispered in your ear. 'mHM sExy'  "Okay" Tokoyami trailed his hand up your thigh, sending this tickling sensation. "bitch" you moaned. His hand stopped an inch above your vagina, you groaned in return.

I can't do this

Tokoyami positioned himself in front of you. With a slip of his dick and a nip of a tick, he smashed himself inside you. "B-bitch," you moaned, wrapping your arms around his neck. "Scream my name louder," he whispered "BITCH!!! FASTER BITCH!" "nGhh daddy" your warm breath hitched a ride on his neck. "Right there" he squawked. Tokoyami thrusted faster at your command. 

I feel so bad I'm a horrible author

The bush shook a slight, grabbing yours, and Tokoyami's attention. "(Y/n), hurry and put your clothes on.." Tokoyami rushed you. "But bitch, I'll be cold with wet clothes?" "I'll fuck you harder at home, let's go!" You nodded and quickly put on your clothes. Tokoyami grabbed your hand and rushed home. 

"The fuck!?" You screamed, panting as beads of sweat rolled down your face. "Mhm babe, what happened?" Tokoyami grumbled in his pillow. "A weird dream.... YOU WERE A BIRD FOR DAMN SAKE!" Tokoyami sat up on the bed and looked at you. "Umm, I always had a bird head....." 

"Oh.... Bitch."

I am sorry this is late because of the same fucking excuse, family. In all honesty, I can't write smuts. I'm too embarrassed to actually write one because I suck at them, so I make meme ones like this. I am not the awesome authors like others, I post super late, I'm never on time with shit and I can't even write a fucking smut like, the fuck? I want to thank you all for all of these votes, reads, and comments, like bitch all of the "nani" comments on the Bakugou oneshot I die everytime. I love you all so much thank you! I'm sobbing? YOU BET I AM 

おまえ は もう しんでる。ちんちん さよなら! だいすきです!