Wendy's X Starbucks

Chapter 6

(Fair warning...this chapter is weird I guess...? But I mean when are my chapters never weird. Without further ado, I present to you...the most shitty chapter!)

Wendy and Starbucks stood up and giggled together.

"Hmm...what should we do with it?" Wendy replied.

"I honestly don't know. How about I put it in my shrine of gay ass dicks from crackhead clowns?" Starbucks asked.

"Brilliant!" Wendy exclaimed. Wendy handed the object over to Starbucks. What may that object be? None other than the white ass, Humpty Dumpty, weave shooketh man's dick. Yup, they chopped off Ronald McDonald's penis. Why? Because why the fuck not? Leaving him with his tiny nutsack to sulk over.

After the grand rescue of Wendy, Wendy actually closed up her shop and Starbucks returned to hers.

—————————The Next Day——————

"Aww fuckkkkk!" Wendy shouted as she stuffed her bra with 30 cotton pads. Her boobs were literally tampons. She sighed in frustration because she wanted gigantic tits like Starbucks.

"THEY LOOK LIKE RONALD MCDONALD'S GODDAMN NUTSACK!!!!" Wendy grunted, she ignored it and continued to get dressed for work, making sure to cover the cotton pads that were stuffed in her bra.

She unlocked her restaurant and got her peasants to work.
"Attention, whores! The toilet is still clogged up because of one of y'alls fat ass so next time just dig a whole and take a shit outside. Like I know we look cheap as fuck but bitches, I needa blow my money on some Dolla Tree shit so don't even start with me okay...? Okay. Peace mofos." Wendy stormed out of her restaurant and walked three blocks down to Starbucks. Starbucks greeted her with a warm smile but Wendy still flicked off the cashiers but she gave Starbucks a hideous smile. It was worth it though.

"Hi white piece of trash." Wendy sneered.

"Umm, I thought we were friends hoe." Starbucks said.

"Ugh, what a Roblox noob. Just stfu please. We aren't friends. We were never friends, also what happened yesterday stays between us. Just cuz you saved my ass doesn't mean we still aren't rivals. I will beat your ass." Wendy replied bluntly.

"Oh really flat chest? I STILL KNOW YOU WEAR BARNEY PANTIES BITCH." Starbucks chuckled.

"How the fuck did you know?" Wendy's gasped.

"U-Uh...mmm. I-I need to shit." Starbucks ran away to the girl's restroom.

"Whatever, I still win." Wendy muttered and perked up her tits.

Later that day...

"Finally, the day is over. Fuck everything. My ass hurts and my tits are really itchy." Wendy groaned.

Clang! Something hit Wendy right in the head and she was unconscious.

Wendy's eyes slowly fluttered open. At first, everything seemed hazy, all the colors were blurred but she finally regained her vision. She grunted and got up. All she knew was that she was on a bed and the side of her head was aching with immense pain. She felt the warmth of someone's hands in her breasts as well, as if someone were caressing them...but who? Wendy spotted long, flowy locks of green hair. A woman sat by her and she was rubbing her. Wendy panicked remembering she had stuffed her bra and noticed her shirt was unbuttoned. She quickly sprang up and noticed that the girl was none other that...Starbucks!

"W-What are you doing?!" Wendy panicked.

"Um no-nothing." Starbucks said as she quickly removed her soft hands front Wendy's chest.

"WHAT the FUCK DO YOU MEAN nOThiNg!? BITCH IM NOT GODDAMN BLIND, I KNOW YOU TOUCHED MY bObs!" (yes I know I purposely spelled boobs like that.) :)

"S-Sorry! I mean I had a good reason ya know fuck bitches get money!" Starbucks chuckled to herself and  glanced at Wendy's unamused face...then at her tits. Starbucks noticed something white coming from them and started pulling it out. They both had shocked expressions on there faces.

"What the hell?" Starbucks stared.

"I-I can explain. I promise." Wendy's face was flushed with embarrassment.

"I-IJUSTWANTEDBIGTITSLIKEYOUSINCEYOUCALLEDMEFLAT-CHESTEDANDI100PERCENTAGREEWITHYOUANDIHOPEYOUDONTCALLMEWEIRDORSAYTHATIMASLUTORSOMESHITANDIKNOWTHISISVERYEMBARRASSINGSOPLEASEFORGIVEME!" Wendy spurted.

All of a sudden, Starbucks locked lips with Wendy's.

"Shhh." Starbucks pulled away from Wendy and stared at the blushing girl in front of her.

"So...what now...?"

To be continued...
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Hi guys! I hope you enjoyed that chapter and I know it was pretty short and stupid but I tried... I decided to update really soon since I wanted to write this chapter and also I got really bored as well. It's not as funny as I hoped it would be but I'm still proud of it. Always, thank you for reading and have a wonderful day my lovelies!

—Xoxo, RichMoneySwag (RMS)