Ronald stood there, rock hard from the words that had slipped out of Burger King's lips.
"A-ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!" Ronald stuttered.
"I am crazy...crazy for you." Ronald cringed at the terrible pick up line from Burger King.
"B-But isn't that like incest or some shit?" Ronald asked worriedly.
"Oh my god Ronald. FOR FUCKS SAKE. Look, I didn't imply that I wanted to have sex with you or some nasty shit like that. Maybe just like a little peck on the lips...?" Burger King asked as his cheeks flushed in embarrassment.
"That's still nasty." Ronald scoffed.
"Fine whatever, give me $300 and we have a deal." Burger King rolled his eyes.
"300 DOLLARS FOR THIS BULLSHIT?!" Ronald rolled his eyes as well.
"Uh yeah dickhead. This a planned out crime so yeah, it's gonna cost some big bucks." Burger King replied.
"Fineeeeee." Ronald took out his wallet and pulled out 3, crisp, $100 bills. He handed them over to Burger King and Burger King happily stuffed the money in his pocket.
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Burger King wrote down a list for RonaldStep 1: Install cameras at Wendy's Restaurant.
"Wait," Ronald said, "I already did that." Ronald smiled proudly.
"Eww that's fucking weird." Burger King replied in disgust.
"Fuck you." Ronald stuck up his middle finger and pointed it back at Burger King.
"Look, I'm not going to even ask why you have cameras placed at Wendy's but do you access through a laptop?" Burger King asked.
"Doi." Ronald grinned.
Step 2: Men go and kidnap Starbucks after closing time.
Step 3: Bring Starbucks back to secret location.
Step 4: Ronald takes advantage of Wendy's while he 'leads' her to Starbuck's hideout.
Step 5: Ronald saves Starbucks and Wendy falls in love with Ronald in the process.
"Nice plan right?" Burger King asked grinning like an idiot.
"Actually, it sounds dumb just like you. Are you sure it's going to work because Wendy is REALLY stubborn." Ronald asked.
"Uhhh yeah. I mean Wendy cares about Starbucks right?" Burger King asked in return to Ronald's question.
"Yeah..." Ronald said uneasily.
"Then she'll do anything for Starbucks."
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I'm so sorry my babies. I know I haven't updated and I hate myself for not updating and to make y'all wait for a new update. I've just been really depressed lately because it's summer and I won't get to see my friends anymore since I'm switching school and shit. Also, I'm sorry if this chapter isn't as good as the other chapters because this story is going to get a lot more serious than funny but I hope you guys won't mind. Sadly, the book is reaching its conclusion and will probably end at Chapter 15-20 but if it is highly requested, I will consider making a second book. I want to focus on more writing styles and other topics so after this book...I will most likely write a new book filled with all of my gay ships...? I really don't know. I'm currently working on a fan fiction but I'm like 99.999% sure it will not end up on Wattpad If I stop writing for awhile, I'm sorry about that. Also, I am currently working on a book with my friend so I may or may not update per schedule (even though like half the time I never do which I am sincerely sorry for.) Anyways, thank you for reading about me and my rambling and I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Bye~!
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Wendy's X Starbucks
General FictionJust your borderline fan fiction of two fast food restaurants being shipped together, especially the unlikely (I guess?) Hahaha, weird right?! Starbucks and Wendy's, please don't sue me or diss me like you're RiceGum or something. Also, RiceGum, ple...