Just your borderline fan fiction of two fast food restaurants being shipped together, especially the unlikely (I guess?) Hahaha, weird right?! Starbucks and Wendy's, please don't sue me or diss me like you're RiceGum or something. Also, RiceGum, ple...
"I-I u-understand." Starbucks said as she was about to have a breakdown right in front of Wendy.
Wendy sighed as she looked into Starbucks's eyes, soulless as ever.
"H-Hey, look I have to go. Maybe next time we could like...hangout?" Wendy's asked with her crooked but reassuringly smile.
"Mhm. I-I'd like that." Starbucks said, holding in the tears.
Starbucks looked around. Then she did what she had to do, she teleported Wendy back to the human realm.
After Wendy left, Starbucks walked over to her little Wendy shrine and she pulled out a pocket knife.
"I-I just knew it! Why did I even try? YOU ARE NOT HER LOVE AND YOU NEVER WERE! Just face the facts. J-Just..." Starbucks sliced a picture of her and Wendy hugging each other when they were children. Straight in the middle. Starbucks in one end of the photo, Wendy on the other.
"Good, maybe this way...I can finally let go of her..." Starbucks muttered. _____*____*___________*____*
(Did that give you major OCD vibes?)
"Yahhahahahaha! Donald the douche! CLASSIC!" Burger King laughed his ass off.
"Shut the fuck up dumbass. Why did you even call?" Ronald sighed.
"Becauseeeee...maybe this dumbass has a plan for you to win over White Whore Wendy." Burger King said proudly.
"If you dare call her that again, I'll chop your dick off too. Anyways, how can I know it'll work?"
"If you trust me." Burger King said sweetly.
"Shut up idiot, tell me the plan." Ronald sternly said.
"So first, I suck your dic-oh wait...YOU DONT HAVE ONE!" Burger King started wheezing at his own joke.
"Tell me or else..." Ronald threatened.
"Okay, first, we kidnap Starbucks. How? Leave that to me. Second, since Wendy and Starbucks are close, she'll go to Starbuck's safety and rescue her! Third, you are going to play the hero, and lead her to Starbucks. But...you are going to stop her and tell her she has to pay so you can lead the way. She'll beg and beg for Starbucks and do whatever you want. Except for sucking your dick since she chopped yours off!" Burger King laughed and rolled on the floor.
"I would smack you right now but I'm a good person. Are you sure this will work?" Ronald said uncertain.
"Yesssss." Burger King stared, "but you knowwww that I devised this plan. I want something in return. You know, payment." Burger King snickered.
"Ugh. Fine, how much?" Ronald said as he whipped out his wallet.
"I said I wanted payment and that means I get to make the payment. However, I never said I wanted your money." Burger King sighed.
"Then...what do you want?" Ronald screeched.
"Maybe...you." Burger King grinned.
To be continued...
—————————————————————————— Hey wonderfuls! Sorry that I hadn't updated last week. I was actually working on it last week [i n s e r t p r o o f]
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See, it says May 7, 2018! I keep doing this constantly and honestly please forgive me! I know I'm a dumbass buuuut here's some good news!!! SCHOOL'S ABOUT TO BE OUT! So that means...I can update every week now. No excuses, no lies, and none of my crappy bs that y'all have to put up with! I honestly didn't know what to write for this chapter so I hope it sort of entertained you!
