Wendy's X Starbucks

Chapter 2

"I heard the commotion, so what exactly is the problem here that's needs to be resolved?"

"Wtf?!" Wendy spoke loudly.

"Madam! Please excuse me from my indecent behavior." The waitress bowed down to the mermaid's feet (?).

"You're forgiven." The mermaid spoke in a sweet, soft tone. The complete opposite of Wendy, she sounds like she could be in a heavy metal band.

"Gahh, this hoe be emitting some shit in the air! What, did she smoke some weed before coming here?" Wendy snarled and rolled her eyes.

"Oh no, of course not! Also, mermaids can only smoke seaweed!" The green scaled mermaid tried to keep her sweet tone in without lashing out on Wendy.

"Anywho, push-up bra, who are you?" Wendy scoffed obnoxiously.

"Haha, well Mrs.Highlighter Hair, I am Starbucks. I am The Starbucks. Also I'm NOT wearing a push-up bra, these are all natural." Starbucks said with a wide, sly, grin.

"Heh. Yeah right." Wendy scoffed again and began cracking her knuckles so everybody would cringe.

Starbucks pulled her face closely to Wendy's ear, "I bet you wouldn't know what having big tits must feel like because you're too flat-chested." Starbucks whispered in Wendy's ear and continued to walk away, chuckling.

"You wanna go bitch??! We can! I'm not flat-chested BTW." Wendy broke out her fists and was ready to pummel Starbucks into pieces.

"Dear Father,

For the power that I've been given

Let me control this human, inside and out!"

"Wai-WHAAA!?" All around Wendy was a beautiful, shiny, green light. She magically was being lifted of the ground.

"Hahahaha! Humans are very good puppets." Starbucks immediately dropped Wendy on the floor, and Wendy ached in pain as she got up from the fall.

"Bitch!" Wendy screamed.

"Slut!" Starbucks said as she smiled.

"GAH!" Wendy groaned

"Ha ha! Check and mate! You lose. Now get the fuck out of my restaurant before I slit your through, chop up your highlighter hair, blend you up into a delicious smoothie, and sip your insides with your own intestines." Starbucks smiled during that whole sentence, not even taking back those words. She is capable of doing that because she is powerful. Urban legends say she is a goddess. The Goddess of Food and Drinks. She can win wherever she treads and can stare down any opponent at any time.

"I must admit though, you're as nasty and as vicious as you look! But, that's all a mask just to attract customers. In fact, it seems like you're an attention whore willing to do anything to get people's attention to get your stocks higher for your corporation. You should leave the Starbucks Café alone, we never did anything. You picked at a fight, so we'll give you a fight. I have the upper hand though, so try not to get your pride in the way of your management and your very own life. Because, one wrong move can and will change your whole life." Starbucks turned around and teleported back to her kingdom.

"Bullshit! This girl is spouting some real shit like what the fuck?! Ugh forget it, better safe than sorry." Wendy held up a middle finger for the employee while exiting the Starbucks and went to her own restaurant, it was time for it to close. Wendy went to bed and a a nice sleep however...

"Ahh!" Starbucks's eyes filled with joy back at her ocean kingdom. She opened a little chest and held a picture. "I can't believe that after all this time you still haven't changed Wendy." Starbucks smiled and cried. "I'm just so glad I finally got to see you again after 17 years. You still have that tough exterior but you have a soft, gentle, and fragile personality!" Starbucks held the picture closer. "Goodnight Wendy." Starbucks said as she brought her lips near her picture of Wendy and kissed it.

"I love you."