Meanwhile, in another universe, separate from the others...
here we see a house. it's a pretty big house. u would probably guess that whoever was living ın the house was rich and they has many money because the house is so big. it's is a manshion. it was probably kiwi's mansion.
kiwi was walking back to his mansion. he had a good day at school. it's real life school not hell shcool. anyway he was walking and he get to the house and hmmmmmm
"oka. now I need to unlokc my house with my key". so he getted out his key which was a gold coin. he putted it in the key slot and the door opene. kiwi step inside
immediately kiwi notice something off. the whole manshin was unasettling. "what". nothing in the place seemed right. it's like that one song in danganronpa that plays when something really despairific happens and it go VSHHHHHHHHHHH "it's probably nothing " kiwi said and he walked to his room. but it really wandsn''t nothing
when kiwi got to his room he was shocke. will smith was on his bed. and he was eating soybeans. SCREEEE kiwi go and will smith HISSSSSSS oh no what do i do wondered kiwi. he was like "will Smith why are you in my bed eating the soybeans from my bean factory. i paid good money for those mean bean machines" but will not listen. "shouldn't you be out being the fresh prince and studf like that bro" but will was too busy endlessly eating soybeans to make conversation with kiwi. will Smith started snarling and growling at kiwi
kiwi knowed what to do. he called up his good friend thayle who is 6 foot 4 probably more so he deserves to be a meme. "thayle what do i do" kiwi said thru his speakerphone. "will smith is trying to eat soybeans in my bed..."
"have you attempted nuclear fission" thistle recommended. "he wants my sandwich. i don't have a sandwich. what do i tell him" kiwi askkk and
"use this" thayle sayed. then he transported the dickgun over the phone with magic powers. PEW PEW PEW kiwi shooted at will smith with the dickgun. but he evaded all of them. "darn.." then when kiwi wasn't looking will stole the dickgun. "HE STOLE MY DICKGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" KIWI shouted. "he's trying to play russian roulette with me. all the chambers are loaded and i'm up first"
"what you need. is jesus. if religion forgives all then maybe they'll forgive that you tried to shoot up a rabid will smith. and also help you kill him probably." thayle proposes
"he stole my gamecube!" kiwi said sadly. he really loved his gamecube.
"okay. there's one sacred art will smith cannot replicate. shitpost role play with him" thatle sayedded
"okk... persona.." kiwi said and his persona come forth... it was.. DOORFRAME and will goes like AHHHHHHH
doorframe.. defeat him"" doorframe dashed around and defeated doorframe and destroy ed his ps4 bootlegs. "yes we beated him" kiwi explain and persona!doorframe and kiwi hi five
"you... fool...." will smith say.. "i have bad news for you" he say. "i am actually thayle. you have been tricked."
what??????? kiwi gaspp
"since this entire thing here was a shitpost roleplay, it was an established point in time. now that you've shitpost role played with me inside a shitpost roleplay, you've fused together the shitpost universe (author's note: this universe) and the real universe (author's note: doorframe's universe.). the place where the 2 universes have joined together is called nebraska. in nebraska there is a portal to the void. which is where my castle is.. doorframe is already there. but he is dead. thank you for all you're help" will thayle monologued. kiwi didn't know what to say.
