Drunk Adventures

e i g h t | Gay men

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Gavin parked the car and glanced at me, "Ready?"

I squinted at his impassive look, "What are we doing at STARBUCKS?"

"I crave a frappe." He said, his voice slightly high pitched.

"YOU'RE LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL GIRL OH MY—" I guffaw, wiping under my eyes, "What's next, are we going shopping?"

Gavin's ears turned slightly pink at that.

"I can't believe you Gavin."

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"I'll have a pumpkin spiced latte please!" Gavin chirped excitedly at the cashier, who in return looked totally starstruck by his presence.

I mean who wouldn't, this man was H O T, let me not lie.

Gavin suddenly whipped his head around, glancing at me and smirked knowingly and then went back to listing off his requirements.

I sigh and pick at my nails.

"Alright next!"

I quickly step over to the next counter, behind which was rather a very attractive young man, probably older than me by a year or two with dark eyes and brown hair, highlighted in blonde at the tip.

He looked bored, until I stepped into his line of vision, "Well hello there Madame" he drawled out huskily, flashing me a charming smile.

I blink, "I'll like a cold coffee please."

I could hear Gavin snicker at the way I rejected the cashier. However, that did not stop him from trying, "Anything else, madame? My number with that perhaps?" He winked.

"First of all—" I was cut off by an angry Gavin pushing past everyone in the line behind me and grabbing Mr. Cocky by the collar and growling, "Back off!"

Mr. Cocky either had a death wish or just wanted to get fired because what he did next was unbelievable.

He pecked Gavin.

Square on the lips.

"Grr lion, I like it rough. Can we have your woman there in our threesôme too though."

I couldn't decide whether to laugh at the look on Gavin's face or feel appalled. I chose the former though, and I laughed.

I laughed really loud.

Like really really loud.

This shook every other customer but they ended up giggling along with me anyway.

Gavin, who still looked appalled let go of Mr. Cocky as if he was diseased and went to grab his order, muttering on his way.

Mr. Cocky smirked at me again, "A quickie in the toilet along with that cold coffee, madame?"

This time I nearly was the one that grabbed him by the collar and thug slammed him on the floor, but I decided not to anyway.

I could hear Gavin growl at that but he made no move, maybe he didn't want another kiss.

I slam the money and glare at Mr cocky, "I'm a lesbian."

He pouted, "Aw man, then why did Mr s3x on legs get so riled up though."

"That's because he's my brother and he's very protective of me."

"I'M NOT HER FÚCKING BROTHER!"

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"Gavy baby why won't you look at me." Jordan sang, biting his lips to add an effect to his seductive act.

Yes, Jordan aka Mr. Cocky somehow managed to get into the backseat of our car and then pushed be on the backseat so he could flirt with Gavin.

If it was a girl, maybe I would, MAYBE I'd be jealous, but Jordan could marry Gavin and I'd still enjoy it.

And I'm enjoying myself a LOT now.

I swear I heard Gavin shriek, I push my head forward only to see Jordan holding his hands up in mock surrender and Gavin clutching his crotch, his face turning blue, "WHAT. THE. FUÇKING. HELL. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU."

Jordan shrugged, "I'm Gay for you papi."

I burst out laughing for the second time that day.
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"Okay we're here now get the FUÇK out of my car and never show your face again." Gavin bit out rudely.

I glare at him and look back at Jordan, smiling widely, "It was nice meeting you babes!"

Jordan winked at me, "Totally, babygirl. Call me so we can catch up again someday, and you handsome, take care, rrrrrr." and made a pawing action in Gavin's direction which really was quite disturbing.

I snickered anyway, "Toodles babe!"

"Ta ta Ave!" he walked away, wiggling his fingers.

"I hate that son of a—" I cut or Gavin with a pinch, "Stop! He's adorable."

Gavin scowled, "He hit on you. But what's worse, HE KISSED ME."

I roll my eyes, "It was just a peck stop acting like a girl that just lost her first kiss to a hobo."

Gavin's scowl deepened, "You're lucky I'm head over heels for you."

My eyebrows shoot upwards, "Say what?"

Gavin coughed, trying to change the topic, "I didn't like the way he looked at you."

"YOU'RE SO CUTE!" I scream, grabbing his cheeks and squishing them, making his lips pucker out.

Gavin made a noise at the back of his throat and then he decided to place his lips on mine.

I swear I pushed him away, not.