issa headass chapter five

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"really miss my mistress, 666, evil bitch" - lil xan

Cameron

so we sitting in my living room. by we i mean palmir, jason, nani, and me. "which one of y'all want to find me a female" palmir asked.

yep she gay.

"not even stevie wonder want yo ugly ass" jason said an i covered my mouth with my hand. lola started laughing.

"see you got her fucked up" lola said through her laughs. palmir reaches and grabbed one of jason's dreads.

"nigga i will cut this shit off" she said pulling at it. he screamed so fucking loud.

"nigga chill we are in an apartment" i said gesturing to our surroundings.

"alright fuck this" lola said before sitting up a bit and putting her finger out.

"the only reason you mad is because you skshsosh" lola started but jason tackled her ass. i couldn't do anything but watch as the shit goes down.

"nigga let me go. i will snatch your forehead the fuck off" she said as her mouth was freed from his hand. i sigh before chucking a bit.

"that shit ain't even possible lola" i said shaking my head. she escaped from her hold of him before she launched herself at me using her hand to grab my forehead.

because of the force of her launching herself at me we fell over the other side of the couch with a 'thump'

"yo what the fuck lola" i said i rub my arm and she just laughs. i narrows my eyes at her before bringing myself closer to her and whispering in her ear.

"bet if we go back their and i tear that ass up you'll stop laughing" i whispered and her laughs stop abruptly. she looked like she didn't know what to say and now it was my turn to laugh making her hit me on the shoulder.

she sits up before she smirks and lays back down whispering in my ear.

"bet if we got back their and i tear that ass up you'll stop laughing" she said before she bursts into a fit of laughter at my face.

"ayo stop with the gay shit" i said before i stood up. she stays on the floor laughing holding her stop while her eyes narrow as she laughs. i shake my head before walking into the kitchen.

if you're wondering, me and lola aren't together. we have sex though, and i am happy to admit that she got some bomb ass pussy.

as i go through my cabinet for a cup i hear a thump. "shit, i forgot," i hear lola say. "i forgot about pottery class" she said as she scrambled to her feet from what i could hear.

"bye kids" i hear her say as the door opened and i shake my head.

"you're the youngest lola" i said so that she could hear me.

"also the smartest" i hear her say before the door closes. after pouring me some orange juice i walk back into the living room.

"for somebody as headass as her, i never thought pottery would be on her schedule" jason said an i laughed.

"shit i got a whole ass essay due in 4 hours. bye yall" palmir said standing up and from what i could peep, jason looked a little sad. hm interesting. i went on my spam page and was about to post something as i glanced at jason.

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