"if life is a movie, then you're the best part" - daniel caesar
Lolani
i was on the couch having just got done with facetiming with cameron. "i think that boy jason like me" palmir said plopping down next to me laying her head on my shoulder.
"bitch you better let him turn you out" i said laughing only for her to glare and get up. i thought she was mad for a second before she through her nike sandal at me from across the living room.
me being the dramatic person i am, i flop on the floor face down not moving. "ong, so you just gone die?" she said like she had nothing to do with it.
"palmir i will kick you in your sexy ass face" i said raising my head to look at her. she poked her tongue out and popped her booty before walking into the kitchen.
"oh so you not gone help me. wiiiiiilllldddddd" i said shaking my head before pushing my self into a plank position and getting up.
"bitch you okay" she yelled from the kitchen. i roll my eyes before walking in the kitchen.
"the best time to wear a stripe sweater" i sung on her ear. she didn't do anything. then she spun around on her socks and dropped to the floor on her knees.
"is all the tiiiiiimmmeee" palmir sung. perfect time for revenge. i take my hand and forcefully grab her forehead lurching her backwards before running out the kitchen only to hear loud and hard footsteps and another nike sandal hit my back.
"you don't want this congolese wrath" she said from across the hall.
she right. i really don't.
i grab my phone from my back pocket, going to my spam page.
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headassismyspecialty - i just got not 1 but 2 black nike sandals thrown at me. stay tuned for more injuries
i slowly got faking a limp to my room plopping on my bed before remembering to set up this firestick and download youtube.
rwby is a web series about 4 girls that go to a school training them to fight monsters. it came out in 2013 but i didn't catch on until like 2 years ago. i search it up only to find out that not only was the 1st episode out but the 1st four episodes were out.
i hop up and start dancing.
bitch in hype as fuck.
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