"tell me is that deja vu" - justin bieber
Cameron
"excuse me sir, this ballsack is my son" lola said back to jason, responding to his question when he first opened the door.
"holy shit, is that a husky?" palmir asked doing a nose dive to the floor and taking him from me.
"why do you feel like it's okay to take my son like so?" i asked giving her a look.
"okay, but this is my nephew. i have the right" she said continue to hug him.
"where'd you find these angels?" jason asked sitting on the floor next to palmir looking intently at pumba.
"they were in a box, i tripped and fucked my shit up finding them" i said wiping a fake tear from my eyes making lola sniff.
"on god he did" she said wiping her own fake tear.
"so why does the cat have clothes, and the dog doesn't. racist!" palmir hollered.
"nigga my son is naked! he needs clothes!" lola yelped stroking timon's head. palmir laugh before handing pumba to jason who held him like he was a baby which let me tell you pumba did not like. he flipped around and jumped from his arms into mine.
let's just say jason started crying, and palmir had to make him feel better with some ice cream which was actually really sad.
Lolani
the next day i was in bed with timon on my chest as i posted about how i have fucking cat, ya know shitting on all the hoes. then i got a text.
he's basically my nigga - i need you to come to the parking lot
me - why ??
he's basically my nigga - and bring timon
me - negro you not answering my question.
he's basically my nigga - i thought of something amazing.
i roll my eyes laughing before i gett up and put on my nike slides before walking out the apartment timon of course in my arms. i take the elevator below ground to the parking lot and walk out of it only for cameron to roll up in his car and roll down his window and look at me.
mind you pumba is in the passenger seat with some fucking shades on.
i'm here for it.
"what is it that's amazing?" i asked switching my hip bending down a little to see his full face.
"i'd ask if you wanted a ride, but you've rode me several times. oooooohhhhhh" he said snapping his fingers causing pumba to bark and wag his tail a little.
that's when i start laughing because it was actually funny. we laugh for a couple minutes before i stare at him.
"so are you coming inside?" i asked raising an eyebrow.
"be right up"
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i went to the bathroom, timon right along with me sitting on the sink. i look at myself in mirror smiling cause i look like trash, but it's okay. many people like trash.
