Steven universe: Genderbend One shots (Nora Universe)

Historical friction

Nora comes home and finds Pearl on the couch, he says:

-Nora, already come yet?

-Yes, parts are complicated!

-Can I help you with something?

-Only if you can make Waylla Dewey interesting!

-How do you know her?

-I interpret her in one piece, but she's totally boring and does not have a flaw, never makes mistakes!

-I wish I could say the same thing about myself!

-Yeah, but no one is perfect like that. Everyone does the wrong thing, but we have to go ahead and it's hard so it's so cool when we never stop trying!

-When did you become so wise? He says starting to read the text.

-Hmm, that's not just annoying. It's historically wrong, who wrote that?

-Mayor Dewey!

He laughs and says:

-She was not even there, but I was!

-You were there? So what really happened?

-To start with rude and beautiful features is too generous!

Jane reads and says:

-Nora, this is so real. Looks like it was written by someone who experienced it!

-And it was written by someone who lived through it, Pearl. And I wrote some jokes!

-I loved it, it's so ...

-Historically accurate?

-Yes, that's the piece we're going to do!

-Then let's do it, it will be incredible and it will be the takeoff for your theater career!

-Tomara, wanted to have your self confidence!

Breaking time:

They cleaned everything and everyone in town was there to watch, minus all the gems, only pearl was. The mayor tells him:

-Can I sit here?

-Of course!

She sits next to him and says trying to impress him:

-Wants to know? I wrote the script!

Pearl gets up and sits on the last chair in the back. Nora tells Jane:

-I hope the mayor does not hate the changes!

-Let's know it now!

-Are you nervous?

-Yes!

-You do not need this, it's going to be okay!

-To interpret! They say at the same time.

The curtains open:

-Ah, Captain Waylla, how shall we get to some new land for our people to prosper?

-I know we've been sailing for months, but we'll definitely find something soon, the ocean can not be that big!

-Look at her, Nora, you're so talented! Pearl says waving at her beckoning back.

-In my land they called me Dewey the dumb. They told me that I would not find land even if I stepped on it!

The audience laughs.

-And I'm beginning to fear they were right!

-What light is this that breaks to the left of the stage?

-And now?

-It's the Orient!

- We're Crystal Gems! She says beginning to interpret them.

-What? That was not in the script and it was not even in the budget! The mayor says.

Back to the piece:

-Greetings, I am Pearl and I come to you with a message from the brilliant Rob Quartz! She says throwing petals.- We ask that you return with your ship, the land they are going to drive to is not suitable for people like you!

-It's absurd, I would not take orders from people like you!

-Well! She says, lowering and interpreting Garnet: -You have to turn around so you do not fall into the sea, because we all know that humans do not swim very well!

She takes a mop that looks like Amethysto and says:

-No no!

-I'm going to come back like a loser that I am, oh, I can not turn a right candle. Why do I always have difficulties?

Everyone is amused by the play while Dewey is embarrassed.

-Wow mom, what a failure! Becky, your daughter says.

In the end she says:

-I'll name this land in honor of my immediate dead buddy!

-I'm alive!

-Then it will be called Beach City!

They all clap. In the end, Nora says:

-Many of the credit should go to Pearl, he who rewrote the whole play!

-I'm a gem of many talents!

The mayor approaches him in shame and says:

-I suppose I should thank you very much, thank you for preserving my legacy!

-What are 200 years between friends? He says stroking her hair and she says:

-Now I have to go, excuse me!

-I do not remember a campaign slogan at the end of it!

-Sometimes the pieces have to have a joke end to have something ... I do not know!