A/N: Okay, from now on I will write the marathon with Peridoto, Amedot romance strongly implied in this marathon.
Peridoto pressed the button of his recorder and began to make a recording:
-Logbook 7112, is the third rotation of the Earth since the beginning of a ... He sighed.-Collaborative approach to destroy the Cluster.
-I've finished drawing the design of the drill head! Pearl warned him. -Peridoto, could you take a look at this here?
-Could you tell me why I should listen to you? Ah yes! He pressed one of the buttons on the recorder.
-"The pearl here has shown a certain engineering aptitude that I reluctantly respect, but it does not explain the spontaneous songs, weeping, and singing of tears."
Amy laughed and Pearl grunted.
-Why did you give him that thing?
-Since we destroyed all his things, I thought I could make amends with a new recorder! Nora explained.
-All right, I've got the cows in a safer place, now let's get to work! Granate warned.
-Before we start, could I desfuse yourself? Because it makes me seriously annoyed!
-...
Granate trapped him in a tree with a rope.
-What? What did I say wrong?
-Do we have to do this? Nora asked.
-He can go wherever he wants, makes me seriously annoyed!
Peridot let go of the tape recorder and tried to run, but he was stuck.
-Here, Pearl! Nora handed him metal plates.
-No, I said I needed tungsten ingots!
-And what about an ingot?
-Okay, I'll get it myself! He walked into the barn.
-I just need a facilitator tool! Peridoto tried to tinker with a microwave.
-Facilitating tool? Amy laughed.
-That's what I said, quartz!
-Oh, did you mean screwdriver?
-Do you have this or not?
-Why don't you use this one? Nora handed one to him.
-Because it was out of my reach!
-Peridoto, what do you call that? Amy put his finger to his nose.
-Smooth sponge!
-Okay, okay and this? He pointed to his eye.
-Visual sphere!
-Peridoto, that's ... Nora said before Amy interrupted.
-Wait, Nora, what is it? He moved his fingers.
-Member States!
-And this? He pointed to his feet.
-Gravity connectors!
-And this? He showed his butt.
-This is your ass! He screamed as Nora and Amy laughed.
-Stop it, you'll kill me!
-I don't kill, that would break our truce agreement!
-No, no, you're very funny! Amy said.
-Funny? He was confused.
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