Steven universe: Genderbend One shots (Nora Universe)

Lav and the cool kids

Nora and the gems are in a rut and Pearl says:

-This isn't good!

Nora jumped among the rocks, when she was about to touch something:

-More cool!

-Don't touch that! The gems say desperate and worried about her.

Granate throws a rock and she flies up, falling into Pearl's arms:

-I'm already here!

-You have to be more careful, Nora!

-Why?

A little duck climbs on a log and the slime almost swallows it along with the log.

-What is that thing?

-It's the moss that Rob Quartz created on the hill! Granate says.

-Was it my father who created this thing?

-Rob Quartz always climbed that hill all spring and watched the moss from above. But now that Rob "is gone", the moss is spreading! Pearl says.

-He's lost! Nora says.

-It's not, it's disgusting anyway! Amy says.

-I know, but Rob loved him anyway, he saw beauty in everything, however repulsive. Luckily I know exactly what to do in this situation!

Pearl pulls a police tape from inside her gem.

-Is it a police tape? Nora asks, picking up the roll in her hands.

-Isn't it brilliant? With this tape we will not even have to use our magic. Humans will only see this and they will depart!

They tie the tapes everywhere, Pearl says:

-Now we think of how to get all this moss back up the hill!

-Who wants to have lunch? Nora says.-Yeah, just me. Nice!

Going to get pizza, she finds Lav:

-Hey Lav, Lav!

-And now? She says.

-Fist bump friend, I'm coming from afar!

-No Nora!

-OK! Nora says putting her hand on her chest.-So, why are not you at the Big Donut?

-Do you think my life is just work? I do other things!

-How to stand against the wall?

-What do you think?

-I think you're doing a lot of nothing!

-But that's the idea, Nora. I'm just getting into mine today!

-We are so alike!

-What?

-You want pizza, but you don't want to show that you're desperate, right? No need to be embarrassed, just go in there and ask, that's what I always do!

-Nora doesn't go in there now!

-Look that! She says looking out the window.

Jon says:

Then he opened the door and had dog shit everywhere!

-It's disgusting, I don't like disgusting things! Bella says.

-Look, it's Jim and his friends!

-Jon, Sour Cream and Bella Dewey! Lav says.

-Wait, do you know them?