Steven universe: Genderbend One shots (Nora Universe)

Restaurant Wars

Nora went to the place odne was selling chips in the city and said:

-Give ... Me ... The...

-Tell me what you want, Nora! Peedee told her (ps I could not find a translation compatible for the female version of it so it will be the same).

-Actually, what do we have for today?

-You can order real french fries!

-Let's try to give an innovated today, I want to ask for something that is off the menu!

-You always ask for something off the menu, Nora, but I'll see what I can do!"

-Thanks Peedee!

-Nora, look at this!

-Fried bread mozzarella? With accompaniments?

-I also can't believe I found this around, they were deep in the freezer for some reason, until it's cool to fry something different from time to time!

-Thanks Peedee, see you later!

-Nora, what is this? Kelsie said coming out of her pizzeria to talk to her.

-Bread? Cheese? Marinara sauce? The basic elements of a pizza, where did that come from?

She pointed the direction.

-Frywoman? Infringing my business, I was ready for that day! She said entering and putting up a new poster.

-We serve french fries now? Nora read it.

-Then we start over again, don't we, Kelsie? Frywoman said.

-Like old times, Frywoman!

-Kelsie!

-Fryoman!

-Restaurant wars! They both shouted.

Time skip:

-Peedee? Nora said as she saw a giant pizza fancy.

-Don't look at me, Nora!

-But ... she said, touching her shoulder.

-I told you not to look at me!

-What happened?

-I violated the food treaty some time ago, my mother and Kelsie made a treaty never to cook the dishes of the competition and fry those mozzarella sticks, I violated this treaty and started the war!

-Don't blame yourself, I just wanted to give a variety!

-Oh, it's your fault!

-Hey Nora, as a valued customer I want you to give me an opinion about a new menu item: Empanada pizza!

-Can I really just order French fries?

-Sorry, the potato is missing!

-What? Even the leftovers?

-We have pizza leftovers now!

-But how can the potatoes be missing? This is the potato chip shop and you're the Frywoman. Look at your hair!

-What about my hair?

-What, I can't connect with the wi-fi from the fish stew pizza! Ronnie said.

-Hey, you don't have time to surf the internet, you make deliveries now!

-But I don't even have a car!

-You've got those sneakers with little wheels, don't you?

-Yes! She said getting up and leaving the store.