Steven universe: Genderbend One shots (Nora Universe)

Dinner in family

Nora and Connor were watching television at her house.

-Doctor, it's my son. An accident happened!

-Do I know what to do, nurse?

-Yes, Doctor?

-Prepare the patient for a surgery, we will have to operate it in total emergency!

Connor says:

-This hospital-themed TV novel is too good, it's still coming that you let me see it in your house!

-Your parents will not let you?

-No, they think it does not have much to do with reality!

-What did his legs feel like in his brain? The TV says.

-Mainly my father who is a doctor, he can't understand that it's a satire!

-Is your cell phone ringing? Nora says.

-Yes, it must be my father ... Yes, it's him!

He answers the phone:

-Hi dad, it's Connor. Yes sir, I'm at Nora Universe's house. Hm? Yeah, we're just talking, ah, Nora's parents? They are right there in the room. Do you want to talk to Nora's father? Okay, just a second!

-It's going to be difficult because my father abandoned his physical body so I could be born!

-I can't tell him that!

They go down the stairs, Granate was on the couch and she says:

-Granate, pretend you're my father, to Connor's father!

He picks up the phone:

-Hello? This is Mr. Universe, yes. They are playing of swords, I mean, with swords. They're bleeding, oh no, they died, do not call again! He says hanging up.-Sorry, I panicked!

They widen their eyes at the things he said.

Time skip:

Nora and Connor were talking on the phone:

-What? Didn't your father let you come? But it will have a super important chapters of the TV novel!

-Nora, my parents are very upset. They said we will not be able to meet until they meet your parents in person!

-But this is impossible!

-I know, but they want our two families to go out together for dinner!

-That's so grown-up, Will the Boiled fish pizza get a reservation for, Pearl, mom, Granate, Amy, us 8?

You can't take them all!

-Why not?

-Because ... I told my parents that you have a nuclear family!

-Hey, they sure blow things up once in a while, but because they're magical and not radioactive!

-Nora, a nuclear family is a mother and a father with their children, my parents think you live with your father and mother!

-But none of this is true, have you ever told your parents about the Crystal Gems?

-No, and they have to go on like this, if they find out I lied, they'll never let us see or be friends again!

Time skip:

While Gina dresses in formal dress, Nora says:

-How can I take only one of you to dinner? You all are so cool!

-But why does it have to be dinner? We already receive all the energy we need from our stones, even if our human forms allow us to eat, this is very uncomfortable! Pearl says.