Divine Cunt

Chapter 1: Cunts

The ‘Children of God Divine Filiation Room’ was swelling with a bustling crowd who were as hungry as wolves to find seats. It was rumoured that Cherry-Lay, mother and spirit guide to the Christian ‘hippie’ congregation was going to do something that had never been done before. Glenn, Angelika, Tony and Grace had huddled together on the floor titillated to the point of orgasmic fever in anticipation to what would be done and said that night. Rumours were flying around that tonight would be mind blowing! A miracle for all to wonder after!

“Is it really true that Cherry-Lay and Drake Deville are the Prophets of God, and that God directly speaks through them?” Angelika perked up.
“No but they are close to the one known as ‘Mo’. ‘Mo’ speaks in union with them to God by using a Christian Ouija board. One time it is said that ‘Mo’ got a message that a golden chariot would come for him and he would sit beside God,” Glenn said leering at Angelika as if she should already know.

It was the late 1960’s when a young couple Glenn and Angelika had come to Hollywood to be stars of the screen, but instead found themselves lured into the most deadly and evilest cults. At first finding a place to live was expensive, so like many others, they accepted an invitation to live in a commune with what they thought were other like-minded Christians. Wrapped up in the ‘Hippie’ movement it didn’t take too long for Angelika to become addicted to LSD and other illicit drugs. Pocketing the money she earned from selling flowers, Bibles and asking for donations Angel at times seemed to be losing control. After several weeks Angelika took on the knick name ‘Acid Angel’ while Tony was known as ‘Tony Turps’ because Angel found him rolling around in a dirty Hollywood gutter with a hobo fighting over a bottle of turpentine. Angel brought Tony home along with his semi-blind girlfriend Grace and it became a foursome of friends who looked out for each other in the commune.

“It’s the whole fucking system! It’s the system of shit! The reason why we are all fucked up in this world is because this evil world system has spiritually raped us and destroyed us!” Tony spat the words out vehemently half possessed, as if he had already taken the edge off the night with a drug and half a bottle of ‘Jack Daniels’ whiskey.
“You know I get the feeling your using the world as an excuse for your drug problem Tony”, Glenn replied back.
“Shoosh!” Grace said, “Cherry and Drake are coming on stage! I can feel their presence through my aura!”

Cherry was dressed in an almost see-through red slip and nothing much else. Cherry grinned as if she was the cat that had just swallowed the canary. Strutting out to the centre of the stage her ruby-red earrings sparkled just as much as her red high-heels. As Cherry sashayed herself around the stage laughing and smiling to the packed room, she blew kisses to the attentive audience that stood erect cheering for more. Just her very presence was a godly manifestation that perfumed its way around like an aroma of heavenly delights.

The thunderous applause of adoration could have drowned the room, let alone Cherry. Cherry’s husband Drake stood beside her with a microphone lapping up the hysteria like a tom-cat on heat, but stood silent as Cherry soaked in all the love. Cherry was the first to speak and ran her long red nails over her ‘Bible’ as if she was touching Christ himself in the flesh. Her delicate nails fingered through ‘The Bible’ finding the page she wanted.

“Let’s turn to John 8 where Jesus tells the world that God wants us all to be whores! A crowd much like this room is gathered on the Mount of Olives to kill a woman who had slept with another woman’s husband. Jesus protects her and tells the prudish persecutors that it’s just a human trait to sleep around and have sex. This is why tonight we are bringing in a new teaching that sex is a natural cultural agent. God gave us a vagina and a penis. Do you think he gave us these things to just whistle Dixie and do nothing with them? God wants us to fuck! God wants us to share our sexuality and our sexual lives with others. Sex is love. Sex is a free form of art and expression that we can paint into the lives of others who do not have it.

The crowd howled with excitement and knew that what Cherry said came from God and the heart. It made so much sense the way Cherry said it. Why would Jesus protect an adulterous woman if he didn’t mind her sleeping around and having sex? Why would God give us sexual organs if he did not expect us to use them? Surely God when he engineered us must have poured over our sexual organs with thoughts of lust as Cherry had pointed out. God had given us all these wonderful holes on our body to use and a beautiful luscious tongue to be used in fellatio.

“Now I want the younger women regardless of marital status to proselytize as Jesus had wanted them to do. I want to start a teaching of ‘Flirty Fishing’ in order to bring in new converts based on using the ‘Sexual Teachings of Christ’.”

A dumpy middle aged woman with hawkish looks and wavy brunette hair by the name of Margie stood up. Margie had a look of disappointment that only younger girls were being called by Jesus to sexually proselytise to the unsaved. A number of older women nodded in agreement that it was unfair. Margie stood there unabashed challenging the younger women to a wild sexual hoedown. Even removing some of her clothing and throwing it wildly into the air.

“Older women were far more experienced with sex! I can recruit 10 men in the first night as I was trained in leading ‘Bible’ studies and the art of fucking at the same time. Jesus Christ is my love and I will use him as my hot and horny tool,” Margie paraded her sexual prowess to all to lap up like thirsty wild alley cats.

Cherry tried to intercede as if fighting for the spotlight, and managed to steal it back.

“May you older women also go out and share the love. As long as you have sex with these strangers with Jesus in mind, he will be pleased and bless your bodies. Now I also want to show you something that God has given me, so you know what I speak is truth,” Cherry said.

Without shame Cherry lifted up her red-slip as if she was raising a curtain on the theatre stage. Cherry revealed to a gasping audience that she was not wearing any panties and that she wanted everyone to cast their eyes on her privates. Angel and Grace looked on in horror while Glenn and Tony marvelled at what they thought might have been stage magic. Cherry had two vaginas and was flaunting it laughingly across the stage. Enticing all to look and marvel at God’s marvellous creation. Cherry even lifted the back part of her slip and made mention that God had given her a great ass too. The crowd roared as if hypnotised by a dancing emanating light.

“I want you to all to look at my two cunts! It’s called uterus didelphys. It’s a condition which several thousands of women on earth have. What this means is I can have double the pleasure as I have two clits. I don’t want you to fear words, as God gives us words, as much as he gives us bodies to have pleasure with. I want you all to be liberated in your mind, body and soul. I also want volunteers to begin the ‘Flirty Fishing’ of new converts. Give me a show of hands who will be my new Godly prostitutes?

Angel raised her hand eager to please God’s sacred vessel, as did many others.

“Good Angel, I want you to wear your ripped up denim shorts and go topless out onto the streets tomorrow with Glenn”.

“I am far too modest to go out naked, but when Jesus commands us we must follow him and do what he teaches,” Angel gushed taking one last look at Cherry’s two cunt’s.

Tony giggled and turned to Angel and said coyly, “Oh please any guy with free LSD could get you on your knees faster than a Catholic taking ‘Holy Communion’. Might as well do something Holy for the ‘Jesus Movement’, being one of God’s prostitutes will put you up there with the likes of Mary Magdalene.”