*Saturday* (not sponsored)
After Glug had squashed their ten children, Doug was very upset, he wanted someone in his family to take over his position as manager of Sephora. Now there were no more menly men to do it *insert frown face here, I could do it with a colon but that would look stupid, right?*. So he decided to talk to his makeup as he applied it to his face, which is what he normally does when he is upset. "Foundation, you've always been my favorite kind of makeup, no offense guys. I love covering up all of my sorrows." He looks around at all of his makeup things like they can hear him. What a dumbo. "Hey, eyeshadow don't give me that look." His eyeshadow seemed very disappointed. Glug, after watching her husband's mental state start depleting had no concern and kept watching Judge Judy.
Doug dropped his Maybeline FitMe foundation as he was explaining how annoying his wife is when she talks about having 10 more children to his makeup. He let out a dramatic scream. "AHHHhHhHHhHhAAA" His wife payed no attention and said surprisingly enthusiastically to the television "mmmmHmmm Judge Judy you roast his ass! WOOP WOOP!" She throws her sausage finger hands in the air as if she was at a football game while her husband had a mental breakdown. The bodies of their children were starting to rot more and were letting out an unsettling smell. Doug thought it smelt just like Glugs breath. Yet none of the family could stand to clean them up, not for reason that it was too much to bear, but because they were too busy doing makeup and watching Judge Judy. "FRICK FRACK PATTY WHACK!!" Doug yelled, using no profanity, because Doug wanted to go to heaven, and was a good little bible boy man thing. He couldn't believe his favorite foundation had broken. He was in shambles. Never had he suffered such a loss. "I LOVED YOU SO MUUCHHH *snif* aaaWOOOO WOOooo Wooo woo. aaaWOOO WOOOoooo Wooo woo" As you can probably tell these are the sounds he makes when he is upset. He continues yelling, tears streaming down his face.
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Doug
FantastiqueThis is an exciting fast paced novel with many twists and turns. Doug and his family go through a series of struggles that lead to one thing after another, as an apocalypse happens turning Doug from a broken marriage to being with the love of his li...
