Two men die and meet in the sky on their way they ask each other how the other died. The first died from falling off the window ledge of a tall building while the other had a heart attack.
The second man says "well I came home and heard my wife with another man I searched the house and couldn't find him anywhere so I felt so much remorse that I had wrongly accused my wife that I had a heart attack and died.
" Fuck man if you hadn't shut the window on my fingers we'd both still be alive" replied the first .
