Jokes!!

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(This is my favorite line in the whole PJO HOO and HP books, so 'Don't insult my ability to annoy'.)

On with the jokes!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke!

So true.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butter!

Butter who?

This is no butter than the last one!

Also true.

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