I'm bad at titles.
This is (Kinda) where I get my toy boats idea.
I was walking down the road one rainy day and I saw a toy boat float down a road river. 'I wonder where it's going?' I thought. I walked to my house and grabbed a block of wood. I started to carve a toy boat. I finished it after a few hours.
The toy boat kinda looked like a hat. I tried it on and I liked it as a hat, so I went out one day and put it on someone's head. They looked at me confused, but they kept it. I made a whole lot more of them. Soon I was making plushies that I could throw at people. Now that's what I do.
I give people toy boats.
Now I have a background. If you recived a toy boat. Great. If not then ask. I'll give you one.
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My Toy Boats (Plus Puns And Jokes!)
De TodoWarning: this book is COMPLETELY RANDOM so ... brace yourself If you don't know anything about me or what you are going to read, look in the comments you might find me putting toy boats on people's heads. ~TheRedBoat. Ps: I'll tell you puns and jok...
