These are just sciency puns
Het teach I ... wait nevermind
What
Well I did want to tell a Chemistry joke but I know I won't get a good reaction
Pfff
I guess we could talk about sodium
I would but Na!
Pfff
Well, we could talk about infinity but the talk will never end
Plus it might be a Boron you
We could talk about Au's that are pure gold!
Dude ... I love Au's but Ag's are my Sterling Silver
Heh
Welp I better get back ta work
Ok and btw you still have to return that essay
Potassium
What?
Potassium, as in K
Well that was a good one
Of course it was cause I said it!
Welp if ya want more puns/jokes let me know and give me a topic!
I did sciencey puns/jokes because a real life friend who does not have a Wattpad asked me to. So Welp if you can sand these puns and Sealy jokes I'll make more. I'll sea you later!
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My Toy Boats (Plus Puns And Jokes!)
AcakWarning: this book is COMPLETELY RANDOM so ... brace yourself If you don't know anything about me or what you are going to read, look in the comments you might find me putting toy boats on people's heads. ~TheRedBoat. Ps: I'll tell you puns and jok...
