Cykophan~

Chapter two

Phantom's POV
I was still laughing inside when we were walking back he's still blushing! Haha.. Cyko looked over to the side and stopped dead in his tracks. He probably sensed something moving with his dog-like sense of smell. "Oooooh is that something I can kill? I hope so Heheheheh!" Man I just got him to stop killing random things! He's addicted to it like someone would be addicted to drugs... Like wee- reed. He then walked almost completely silent over to it. Then suddenly..
Cykopath's POV
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT WAIT TO SINK MY BLADE INTO THE SORRY CREATURE WHO DARE WALK IN MY PATH my psycho path!
*credits roll while Ellen music plays*
Jk.
Suddenly something jumped out of the bush right at me! But I dodged it by like a hair! Aw man my pants ripped again...
RIP CYKOS PANTS 2017-2017
it was.... Keito? "WASSUP MAH SMEXY HOMO COUPLE!!!!" kill me. "Why were you hiding in the bush? I almost sliced your head off he chuckled "and I almost ripped your leg off!" He was still just laying on the ground on his stomach probably because he's too lazy to get up. "What do you want?" Phanny growled. He's probably mad because keito gave him a heart attack haha! "Just came to ask if you guys knew where fire was" oh yeah! Isn't that the one who ripped off firestorms name and used it as her nickname? "Nope haven't seen her. Now get lost!" Keito made his stupid ass Lenny face thing that I didn't even know was possible for the human body to do. "Why? Were you two in the middle of something?~" we all knew what he meant by that. "We obviously weren't. Do you see any clothes on the ground?" Wow it looked like phanny wanted to throw him in the portal to hell "well I see cykos pants ripped! Were you gonna go rough on him?~" whelp now I'm mad. " YOUR THE ONE WHO DID THAT YOU STUPID!" gr8 insult. "I know I'm just messing around... But I bet when you do get to it will be really hot!" I smacked him square in the face "screw you." I said really annoyed at how perverted he was being "I'm sure you wanna screw him more~" wow. He's like one of those fangirls on the internet (like the author here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) " why do you want us to screw so badly? Its weird..." He smirked "cuz I wanna watch." Phanny grabbed my arm "I'm done with this bullshit." He started making his way downtown walking fast back to his house "hey phanny please don't be mad!" I pleaded. I never like seeing him mad... Well unless he takes that to his advantage when we're on our missions luni assigns to us. "Ugh... I think I just need some time for myself for a bit Kay cyko?" I nodded because I know when he gets mad it can be resolved faster when he's alone. He hugged me and went up to his room and left me downstairs. I went and grabbed my gameboy off the kitchen counter because I wanted to revisit my old pokemon red save file just to remember it. I tried turning in on but it didn't work. Weird... I swear I put it on the charger! I went and looked at the cord which was literally snapped in half "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" I yelled in rage. that costed a good 3 bucks off of eBay.. Ugh... Now I have nothing better to do! I went to the dark purple couch that sits in the middle of the living room and laid down "eh I'm just gonna go to sleep." Wait would that mean I would die? Oh shit is that bleach guy with that weird face gonna come after me? Oh wait... That was just a story on the internet right? ...
Phantom's POV
Stupid keitoku! Always gotta be up our asses like 'huley shet u gis fakin?' So stupid! Ugh... Oh well... I guess its over with now... But still! That guy is annoying. I heard a knock at the door downstairs. UUUUUEEHHFFFHFHFHFFHHGFGGG WHYYYYYYYYY
I quietly went down the stairs. Unlike cyko who sounds like a gorilla trying to run up an escalator on its highest setting. When I got down there I saw cyko laying on the couch sleeping. I'm not sure how he couldn't hear this but I won't question it. I opened the door only to find... Someone please kill me.