Cykophan~

Chapter three

Phantom's POV
Fuck this shit I'm out. I slammed the door shut and locked it. Whelp probably gotta wake up cyko now. Who knows what that beast would do to him... "WHY DID YOU STEP ON MY ROSES 4 YEARS AGO? YOUR GONNA PAY WITH YOUR LIVES! *fricken animal screeches*" fukkin old lady that burned down cyko's house! Wait.. Wasn't she in jail?.. Probably broke out. I shook cyko awake. "Hrrrm.. What?" I pointed at the door "dat old lady is here. Didn't want her to kill you in your sleep."
Cyko's POV
Not this bitch again... She's the one who burned down my house! And called me a girl... JUST BECAUSE MY HIPS ARE A LITTLE WIDER THAN AN AVERAGE MALES DOESNT MEAN IM A GIRL! "Can I please kill her?" I asked in annoyance "no cyko, We cant." I fell to my knees and whined "whyyyyyyyyyyy??" "Because then you would go to jail for killing someone without authorization of luni" fukkin stupid rules! Ugh... "Well what CAN we do about it then?" He looked at me and shrugged "nothing I guess... All we can really do is wait until she goes away." I groaned "IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND I HEAR?" End me now. " IM GONNA STAB HER RIGHT IN DAT FAT ASS OF HERS!" GRRRRRRRR IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONEEE
Apparently phanny noticed my rage and hugged me tightly
Phantom's POV
Cyko is getting triggered over there. Mostly because dat old lady is talking about his butt lol but still. She took it too far there and now cyko has his bloodlust going over there. So I went and hugged him tightly. His muscles immediately relaxed. "I want to leave but if we do she would probably burn down the house again." I really wish we could just kill that asshole but we still can't... Wait... I have an idea... "Hey cyko.. What if we just move her?" He looked at me confused "how are we gonna do that?" I thought for a second on how it would work out "okay. So we go to my window upstairs and lure her over there and I could summon a portal under her." "Why can't we just do that from the door?" He questioned "do you really want there to be a chance of her getting inside and screwing up the place?" cyko shook his head "well then let's go!" We both ran up the stairs to my bedroom window"HEY BITCH! I BET YOU 200 BUCKS YOU WONT PUNCH THAT WINDOW RIGHT THERE!" she put her game face on "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT SONNY? HAH! I COULD DO THAT EASILY!" Closer.. Closer..... Closer........ Perfect! I used my dark magic portal summoning thing to portal her to a random place. She's probably far awa- "HAHAH! I GOT YOU NOW!" I DIDNT CLOSE MY PORTAL TO WALMART EARLIER? FUCK! NOW SHES IN OUR HOUSE!!!
"HAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAA IM GONNA DESTROY ALL OF YOUR CRAP!" dat old lady screamed. Jesus Christ she has a witch laugh like holy crap dude now I gotta summon another portal! Ugh... I run after her with cyko ahead of me since he's way faster at running I keep opening portals but she won't stay in the same spot!
Cyko eventually tackled her but... At the wrong time. I opened the portal under them both and they both got sucked in "SHIT." I jumped in after them but it seemed like I was going nowhere... It was pitch black. I just kept falling and falling until I landed on something squishy "ow..." Oh shet. I landed on cykos stomach! "Are you okay?" I asked worried if I hurt him or not "yeah." He said out of breath "where are we?" He asked. And as I looked around it looked like some fort of... OH GOD LAVA UNDER US JESUS CHRIST! I took cyko and put him over my shoulder "hey! What's going on?" He asked. But I just used my dark magic to make us endlessly float above it. Well me anyways.. I mean cmon its dark magic! People usually wouldn't use it to help others.. Its only programmed to help the user. "DONT HOLD ME LIKE THAT I FEEL LIKE IM SLIPPING!" Yelled a panicking cyko. "sorry" so I re adjusted it to being bridal style. "ahhh much better!" he said relieved. How am I gonna do this... I only know how to create a portal on an object but the only object that was in here was that small rock we were on... But... That's kind of dead now. I really hope we can get out of here... And I just realized..."where's dat old lady?"