(Have no clue where this is going or how many chappys this is gonna be)
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Cyko's POV
The door opened. It was phanny! "Hey phanny howzit going?" He came in and sat at the end of the uncomfortable bed. "Was just here to check up on you and see if your okay." He asked while looking worried. "I feel pretty much the same as normal. I can't really feel any of the pain anymore!" I said cheerfully. Phanny came over and kissed me softly. I kissed back. we stayed like that for a few seconds until the door swung open "YOLO BITCHES!" screamed keito while staring at us both while we were in the middle of making out. Phanny was in the same position looking like he was paralyzed. His face started to get really red along with mine. "Well I guess I came in at the right time~" said keitoku while doing that Lenny face thing again. Phanny was paralyzed no more and got up. "I-i thought y-y-you were fl-flirting with that r-receptionist " said phanny stuttering a bunch out of embarrassment. " Turns out she was married. But you know, watching you two have a good time is a lot more fun~" phanny was starting to get mad now."get out." He said menacingly as he pointed at the doorway behind keito. "Naaaaaah" phantom then spawned the reaper. " phanny! Calm down! Please don't take it too far!" I pleaded while putting my arms around his neck so he had to look at me. His expression softened "sorry cyko.." He said with guilt in his voice. "Its okay phanny! I never liked him that much anyways~" keito sat on the floor and crossed his arms. "Hmph, what friend you are.." He pouted as he looked the other way. I kissed phanny's nose which made him blush. " d-did you forget he was here?" I shook my head "nope." He glared at keito who was watching us once again "baka..." Pouted phanny while I just giggled at him. "So, how do you plan to escape out of prison?" He said out of curiosity "Well actually..." I told him everything. "WHAT? how the hell are you going to even play that out? And why can't I just teleport you somewhere else once all of this is over?" Did I seriously not think of that? Oh my GOD IM SO FUKKIN STUPID "I guess that would work a bit better." I said calmly trying to hold in my rage at how stupid I was. That was such a simple answer too! Ugh...
"soooo when do you plan on doing that?"
"Probably by next week."
"Why next week?"
"Because I still want them to check up on me and see if I have any internal bleeding or something"
"So your just gonna let them care for you then bail?"
"That's the plan."
"Without paying?"
"Yeah. Seems wrong but... When have I ever actually been the good guy?"
He paused.
"When you saved me from myself persuading me not to take over the world when I was corrupted."
"Haha. Guess ya got me there."
"Eh whatever, I never liked hospitals anyways. All I like about it is being able to steal peoples souls once they've died~"
That's my phanny! I realized keito was listening the whole time. "Heeeeey why wasn't I told about this?" I looked at him like he was stupid. Not saying he's not but... "Dude this is the first time phantom has heard about it too! And you were eavesdropping so what's the big deal?" Wow. He sure is easy to hate for what little he has to say. "Stiiiiillllll why can't I know these thiiiiiings?" I swear he just does this kind of crap to piss us off. "quit your whining!" Keitoku started mocking him "QuIt wHiNiNg" he said in a feminine voice. "Why do you get enjoyment out of annoying us?" Phanny said irritated. "Why do you get enjoyment out of killing?" Phanny just stopped for a sec. "Fair point." "HAH! GATCHA GOOD" I'm really surprised how people think he's charming. He seems like that kid nobody would like but people just seem attracted to him. People are stupid."oh crap! I almost forgot!" Said phanny as he reached into his pocket and grabbed a candy cane. "For me?" That was a stupid question. He was like holding it right in my face. "Yes its for you ya stupid! Who else would it be for? Him?" He asked while pointing back at keitoku who was now getting in the cabinets "well fuck you too then." "Awwww thank you phanny!" I kissed him on the cheek. "Your so embarrassing." He said with his cheeks turning a slight pink. "You know you like it!" He just sighed and shoved the candy cane in my mouth. It tasted kind of weird... "Uhhhh why does it taste like this?" He then had a smug expression on his face. "Cuz I licked it. That's what you get for how many times you've done that to me!" I just shrugged it off. Its not like I haven't tasted his spit before. "Meh. I don't really care. Its kind of like French kissing you right?" He had a look of realization on him "shit. Should have known you would've liked it.." Hah. "Crap its already been an hour?" Awwww he already has to go? Stupid doctors orders... "Well see ya tommarrow cy!" The sudden nickname made keito squeal like a fangirl. "Awwwww that's his nickname? Its cute!" Wow. Keito must be forgettable lol. Phanny gave him the finger than hugged me. we kissed one last time and then phanny left the room. Wow I'm already lonely. I must have separation anxiety... Weird considering I lived alone for more than half of my life without caring.
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Cykophan~
Sonstigesyeeeeep. I'm not really sure why I decided this was a good idea.. But I did it anyways. Hope you like it. (Its probably pretty bad though to be honest XD)