Comedic Monologue (Was that good?)

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Comedic Monologue: "Was that Good?"

-Looking to the left-

"Was that good Dad? Or should I change it?"

<Pause 3 seconds>

(Sigh)"Okay fine I'll do it again".

"Hello, welcome to our yearly color run, this year I will be your spokesperson for the event".

"I apologize in advance for any mistakes, it is my first year so please bear with me".

(Clears Throat)

"Okay, I know that many you of have come today to run for a good cause, but I would like to say one thing".

<Pause 2 seconds>

"Ahem...TO ALL THE GIRLS HERE WEARING CLOTHES THAT SHOW MORE SKIN THEN COVER IT SHOULD NOT BE HERE!"

(Smiles)"Because the point is to tye dye clothes, raise money, and bring people together, not strip".

"Another matter is ALL the people here just to get the free food (under breath)"Not that you need it".

"Should just leave now".

"To those actually here for the fundraiser, I hope you enjoy your time, please share with your friends and family for next years event!"

"Thank you for listening and showing up tonight, please enjoy yourselves". (smiles)

-Turns to the left-

"Is that better?"

(Whines)"But I don't want to do it again!"

(Grumbles)"Fine".

<Scene End>

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