day two: fallen angels
INSTAGRAM GROUP
"rap angels "
augst d:
do we look like angels to u, hoseok?
the dancing angel:
well u two don't
but i do
ryanoonie:
Really?
then how come we land ourselves a man
when u can barely flirt with someone
the dancing angel:
not cool man
not cool
augst d:
u started it
now u pay for it
the dancing angel:
i thought u were my best friend, yoon!
augst d:
u also thought u would get laid tonight
but that didn't happen
did it?
the dancing angel:
fuck u man
ryanoonie:
okay stop fighting
i have wonderful news to tell u
agust d:
u managed not to break anything?
the dancing angel:
please tell that's true!
ryanoonie:
u both know how much of a klutz I am
but u still hope
i mean, this situation is just like yoongi's deep sleeping problems. we both can't manage to wake him up u know
agust d:
touché
so what's the news
ryanoonie:
i am going on a date tomorrow!
the dancing angel:
CONGRATULATIONS JOON
u finally managed to land a date!
ryanoonie:
what's that supposed to mean?
agust d:
stop acting so dumb
u know what he means
by questioning him ur giving the access to rob ur plushies
the dancing angel:
i don't want his plushies
AMD U GUYS R GANGING UP ON ME
WJILE WE SJOULD BE CELEBRATING HIS CONFIDENCE
I MEAN HE FINALLY GOING ON A DATE FOR FUCKS SAKE
agust d:
ur right hoseok
so namjoon what's the victim's name?
and be honest abt this..
did he ask u out?
ryanoonie:
his name is seokjin
and seriously this is how low u think of me?
the dancing angel:
we wouldn't have if u managed to ask someone out
Ryanoonie:
i asked him out hyung
agust d:
u r completely shitting with me, joon
u cannot go ask someone out
especially someone..
wait is he pretty?
the dancing angel:
obviously
namjoon has better taste then u
ryanonnie:
i don't know if i should thank u or kill u with a clever
agust d:
do u have his picture
send me a pic
ryannonnie:
* attached picture *
agust d:
okay he's hot
very pretty
and hot
where did u find him
ryanonnie:
coffee shop
agust d:
shit man u r damn lucky
ryanoonie:
i know
but u do know he's not my boyfriend
YET
my intense wooing charms will make him fall head over heels for me
agust d:
wooing?
joon u have never 'wooed something
ryanoonie:
it doesn't hurt to try
agust d:
whatever u say man
ive got to go
bye
ryanoonie:
bye
agust d is offline!
the dancing angel:
sorry i had to take a piss
so what did i miss?
hey that rhymed!
ryanoonie is offline!
the dancing angel:
not cool man not cool
YOU ARE READING
Hyung ↺ yoonmin
Randomin which park jimin texts min yoongi instead of his best friend
