Hyung ↺ yoonmin

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day two: suga, genius
Min yoongi and unknown

unknown number:
u were right of u not being taehyung

you
of course i would be
i know myself

unknown number:
anyways
we started at somewhat of a bad note, right?
so let's start again
i'll  tell u my name & u tell me urs

you:
not gonna happen

unknown number:
why not?!

you:
bc u could a sixty old man whose trying to hit on me

unknown number:
oh
u r right u should be hestient abt it
but im like in my twenties so please dont call me an old man 

you:
of course I am, old man
and haven't ur eomma warned u of not talking to strangers?
now please excuse urself out of here and delete my no.
before i block u

unknown number:
....she has warned me
but i think i can an exception for u
also that's really blunt & rude of u to say that

you:
i invented the word rude, kid
and if u have problem with that u can leave
and btw i haven't forgotten that just yesterday u pointed me out for cursing when u urself said fucking ' damn' 

unknown number:
.......
let's not take extreme measures oh so suddenly, kay?
we could know each other first
then if u don't like my company
u can block me

you:
or i can just block u now

unknown number:
ur no fun

you:
and ur texts fucking cockblocked me

unknown number:
whoa seriously?
im really sorry abt that
im really uncomfortable around large crowds and well, talking to u- even if u were being a meanie, somewhat distracted me so..

you:
that's not a good excuse

unknown number:
and seeing that u haven't blocked me yet
im going to introduce myself to u
and then u can do d same
kay?

you:
if that's going to keep u from texting me then yes

unknown number:
u r going to introduce urself to me right

you:
do u like mystery?

unknown number:
u need 2 promise

you:
fine

unknown number:
ok
my name is jimin & its my third semester in uni
im majoring in engineering & i live in seoul
tae is my bestie
& i don't like to party or get super drunk
its ur turn now

you:
suga, genius
these two words r enough

unknown number:
but

you:
your bio was vague too

unknown number:
but

you:
gotta blast