day six: introduction
WHATSAPP GROUP
"rap angels"
ryanoonie:
listen up hoes
you're not crashing at my place tonight
the dancing angel:
why not?!
u know its closer to the studio then my apartment
agust d:
it still doesn't make sense that u basically live with namjoon but legally share an apartment with me
the dancing angel:
i'm still coming home bitch!
and namjoon is seokjin coming over tonight?
ryanoonie:
u wish
mom and dad are coming over
and WHO TOLD MY PARENTS ABOUT SEOKJIN?
agust d:
it wasn't me
probably hobi spilled the beans to them
the dancing angel:
yoongi!
don't rat me out!
and namjoon it was an honest mistake. i didn't know that hadn't told ur mom abt this
agust d:
btw im not letting you come in
the dancing angel:
yoongi
please lock me out bc i your flakes
or else i'll tell woozi that it was u who told hoshi abt his addition
agust d:
fine
just don't tell him, u fucker
and don't touch my flakes with your filthy hands bitch
ryanoonie:
i don't understand how we're friends..
and hoseok its fine
they'll will absolutely love my jinnie once they meet him
agust d:
oh so ur on first name basis now?
ryanoonie:
y
es
r u jealous?
agust d:
jealous?
of u?
don't be crazy
the dancing angel:
he's jealous! ~
do u find jin beautiful?
i stalked him on insta and damn that man is more beautiful than my neighbour
ryanoonie:
the one u have a crush on?
and hobi don't stalk my boyfriend its creepy as shit
and stay away from him before i make u
the dancing angel:
yeah that one
agust d:
lotto
the dancing angel:
yoongs what do u mean by that?
and namjoon i'm not crushing on ur boy toy OK?
i'm simply stating a fact
ryanoonie:
fine
but he's not my boy toy
agust d:
yeah hoseok that's his lover
btw i'm not telling u what I meant by that
and joon why haven't we been introduced to jin yet?
the dancing angel:
yeah!
i need to meet him! why r u depriving us from embarrassing u in front of ur boyfriend?
ryanoonie:
our group is weird as fuck
and its rather embarrassing to be introducing u two to him when I know one of u will scream and share embarrassing stories of me
and the other will talk shit abt me in front of me
agust d:
u know us so well
but u r still going to introduce him to us, yes?
ryanoonie:
fine
the dancing angel:
thank u namjoon-ah
WE LOVE U!!!!
agust d:
yeah what he said
ryanoonie:
u love me?
AWWWWWWW!!
i love u too 😘
agust d:
￣へ￣
the dancing angel:
°.*\( ˆoˆ )/*.°
ryanoonie:
\( ˆoˆ)/\(ˆoˆ )/
agust d:
ok ok enough
YOU ARE READING
Hyung ↺ yoonmin
Casualein which park jimin texts min yoongi instead of his best friend
