Once upon time in Estonia there was a man name Boris he is the slavsuper star he is wearing yellow tracksuit and black tracksuit pant on his body hes also wearing a ushanka that has squat logo on it
Morning 6:30
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Boris just woke from his sleep lets go
Boris:UUAAAAH what time is it? BLYAT! its 6:30, time to make the ultimate mayonaise
Boris goes up from his sleep and go to the kitchen and preparing the ingredient to make the ultimate mayonaize the ingredrients are eggs,vinegar,oil, and sinep (or penis) and his special ingredient the babushka mysteriest powder in a jar and he immediately start making it
4 hours later
After four hour later the slavsuper star is having a little sruggle making the ultimate mayonaize but we see a lot mayonaize that is pizdec on the bowl is about to waste but Boris has a different idea he forgot the babushka mysteriest powder so he put half empty of babushka mysteriest powder
And then he start mixing with his slavic hand. When he is done the reaction is starting the bowl mayonaize start to glow to bright that Boris has to cover his eyes, after few second the mayonaize has stop glowing the mayonaize is fine but there is something strange with the mayonez
"The fuck did i put? Rat poisen?" Boris said with an confused voice the heck did he put ?
So Boris has to try his mayonaize that tried so he went to shelf take out his bayonet and dip the knife in to the mayonaize and eat it
When he eat it, he felt all the slav power rushing through his body that will have his slav into good use when the feeling are gone he ask
"The blin was that? I feel all the slav power rushing through my body and all the sudden the feeling is now gone blin! Well i will try this slav power to squat and let see how long can i last" Boris said with confident
And start to squat down heels touch ground and started to squat
After many days and two months has pass we see Boris in his squat and now the shahlik started to up to stand and feel no tired from his stand
"WOW! This mayonaize that i created should be kept safe from the capitalism and of course i should name it the great babushka mayonaize" and so Boris put the mayonaize into a jar but he notice that the mayonaize has stayed longer so he put the mayonaize in to the jar and put on the fridge little did he know that asshole Vadim has saw everything and tried to steal it to his plan for taking over the world
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