After he put the great babushka mayonaize into the fridge he calls his cousin Anatoli
Boris: Hey Anatoli come here back to home i just created the best mayonaize
Anatoli: No i cant im at bulgaria buying a lot of semechki but i will be there at one hour
Boris: Are we making Halva ? Man you need some cheburek to get here so one hour and you are got that?
Anatoli: Davai
Next our shashlik king calls up Sergei his camera man (or friend or crew)
Boris: Hey Sergei come here i just got some maynaite that i just created come at 1 o clock to see the mayonaize
Sergei:Why Boris im taking some mail from the p.o box
Boris:You mean the shit bucket ?
Sergei:No you urod the other shit bucket get everything ready for the video blin. And be ready because weve got a lot of fan mail
"nu pizdec"Boris said with with a little kompot voice
Sergei:So where are we going to unbox all the shitbucket or the fanmail ?
Boris: i dont know maybe at my house? Meet me at 10 o clock to make video but the problem is that the one fan who keep sending the boxes so meet me at my house to shoot video take a non capilistic camera ok ?
Sergei:dawai ok lets go
And they did they took 2 hours of work of shooting and edidting and this what is the video
(Oh by the way here are the Boris video so if you like to watch it feel free to watch it.... or continue the story )
After the shooting of the video we Boris and Sergei sitting on the table talking about this one who keeps sending wierd boxes
Boris:Ey! Sergei who keep sending these boxes
Sergei:Dont know but i know hes coming from western word but we dont know blin
"Ey! Where is Anatoli we should be at 1 o clock at my house where is he !?" Boris said with a iritation voice
Then it hit them they heard a loud crash from outside
"Ok what kind of sound is that? Well lets find out" Said Boris as he begin to go outside with a stalker mode
(Oh by the way stalker is not a creep is a game. The game is called S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl)
When he got outside he saw a car that looks pretty western. He didnt know what the western car was, but all he knew that somebody or someone driving the western car
All Boris can is WESTERN SPY ! So he took his knife and started walking to the wetern but stalker mode, so when he was to car abouf 2 meters away he saw the western name of the car it was Ford and there white ushanka so Boris know who it belongs
"Anatoli blyat !" Boris scream at him and Anatoli just woke up fron the driver side
"What the kompot did i do ?"said Anatoli while still little drunk
"From what i see is that you a western car while you are drunk. So,why the blin did you drive a western car !? Blyat"said Boris with a angry voice
"Well some pizdec just park on my Lada so i took i ask some gopnik to help too remove the car and they did and drove it just to crash it" said Anatoli
"Well you Did great job Anatoli, cousin sometime you amaze me. Now get the blin in the house blyat!" Said Boris and then they are in the house and the they are discusing about the mayonez
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Next up:VADIM BLYAT !!
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