"VADIIIIIIM YOU ARE DEAD CYKA!"screamed Boris with anger
Suddenly Anatoli and Sergei just came down and sayd to Boris
"What the blyat is going on cyka !?" Shouted Sergei
"Its 6 o clock cyka! In the blyat morning!" Shouted Anatoli
"Go kompot back to bed cyka! Vadim has stolen the mayonez we need 2 more hour of the sleep and then we get to the talk blyat" said Boris as he went upstair to sleep
"Ok tovarish you got the talk while we are having vodka ok ?" Said Sergei
"Shut the the blyat up im not in the mood!" Said Boris as he went to bed
"Ok cousin. Lets go Sergei" said Anatoli as they went back to bed to sleep
In the morning
Everybody are waking up after Boris anger. Well apart Boris is in the Chernobyl zone he will fine after his anger
We now see the three gopniks sitting on the chair while with vodka on the table.
"Ok the blin did you scream was that Vadim was on the pizdec right?" Said Sergei
"Yeah that bastard can cause the problem to the whole slav world" said Boris still angry
"So what do we do now ? Cousin" ask Anatoli
"We shall kill that bastard!" Said Boris
"But how we are underprepared and we dont know what to do" said Anatoli
"Aha so you remember the country review ? "Ask Boris
"Yeah i do remember the country review" said Sergei
"Then we shall make an army full of slav and army of stalker with kalashnikov and vodka and some bayonet" said Boris
"But where do you get all the stuff most of the stuff are in military" said Sergei
"Aha but i got the secret connection of my own spy and they are located in Russia " said Boris
"So where to go ? " ask Anatoli
"Well first to go to Sweden. To the blyatmobile"said Boris
As they went to the blyatmobile they went to garage and oi blin it is the volkwagen golf mk4 with all its beuty like three white stripe on bumper on the roof and even the trunk
As they went in to the blyatmobile all seated and belts on Anatoli ask again
"So what do we have mision cousin ?" Ask Anatoli
"take out Vadim" as he said that. He put the pedal to the metal to recruit the slav nation
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The slavic nation will rise !! Just wait Vadim!
Next up: Sweden
Blinfalcon out
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the adventure of Life of Boris
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