As the gang are on the road to sweden with the blyatmobile there were some minor problem 1. that to nearrest to sweden were by sea, 2. they dont have that much money so they rely on patreon to help them and 3. they are running out of fuel
"hmmmm its looks like we need to refuel this bucket" said the shahlik king as he look at the fuel meter
"then refuel this metal bucket" said Sergei as he took out the kvas and drink it
"Hey where the blin did you get the kvas man"said Anatoli
"i got the kvass from my pocket" said Sergei as he took another sip
"how did you take out that 2 liter bottle from your pocket ?"ask Anatoli in wonder
"I dont know super power ?"said Sergei as he took another sip from the bottle
"then let me have some !" said Anatoli as he tried to grab the bottle
"no Anatoli we are in the middle on the road blyat" said Sergei as he put his hand further away from Anatoli
"but i wanna take a si-"before Anatoli could finnish the blyatmobile has stop
"were here kurwas, at the gas station now, Sergei put some fuel on the blyarmobile to full ok ? Anatoli you go with me to store shit house to get the supply so we dont die from hunger got it ?" said Boris in a order manner
"got it" said Anatoli and Sergei
then the got out the blyatmobile to do what Boris said
Meanwhile
we see a van, a white a van that is parkin next to the air pump and there are two people talking to the radio
"ok Alpha we see it, the black car with three white stripe coming from the hood all the way to the bumper got it" said the first the man in a black suit
"So should we make a move on them ?" ask the second man in a black suit
"affirmative, kill those idiots" said the person in the radio
"roger that, tango out" said the first man
"come on lets go kill that person, Jerry" said the second man
"ok and take out the two pistol from the glove box, Bob" said the first man now name Jerry
as Jerry said it the second man now name Bob open the glove box to take out two pistol one is a m1911 and the second one is a glock 18, he handed Jerry the glock 18 while he had the m1911 to kill those slav
but before they could get out, Jerry ask bob for something
"oh and by the way do you got those two extra magazine ?" ask Jerry
"yeah i got it here take it, two for me and two for you" said Bob as he handed two glock magazine
"now were ready to kill" said Jerry
as they move in to the the store they get in and yelled
"BORIS AND ANATOLI YOU' RE COMING WITH US" yeld Jerry and Bob
then they pulled theyre pistol and started to shoot the shashlik cousin
( with the shashlik cousin)
they were buying some shit like vodka,kielbasa, mayonaize and other shit but boris just saw an ak 47 bayonet
"Cousin look at the bayonet its, blyatifull" said Boris as he pointed the knife
"Well cousin it look so goo-" before Anatoli finished his words someones yelled at theyre name and said this
"BORIS AND ANATOLI YOU' RE COMING WITH US" said the two voice
and then bullets started to fly near them
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the adventure of Life of Boris
Diversosthis is about a name man known as Boris he had found out that his mayonaise is gone not just ordinary mayonaise but very special one made from slavic ingredians and his neighbor Vadim stolle it and it said : The mayonaze is power ) will boris find h...
