As they are talking about the mayonez Sergei had to ask
"So you created a mysterius mayonez thag you can squad up for 3 months and you sometimes forgot the end of the month, so where is babushka when you are hungry ?" Ask Sergei
"Well babuska was far away, she said she lived ib somewhere in the area of siberia, but i got the money on patreon but what schocking is that i dont feel hungry at all blyat"said Boris the shashlik king
"Hey wheres mayonez ?" Ask Anatoli with his slavic voice (tho boris has the more slavic im with Anatoli but Boris is best)
"Oh the mayonez ? Is in tge fridge it needs a cool down" said Boris
"Can we taste the mayonez" ask Sergei with a little exsidemen voive
"Sure but the after taste is like rat poisen" said Boris as he went to the fridge to take out the babushka mayonez
As he took out two special spoon and give the to Anatoli and Sergei they tasted the mayonez the was like whag boris said and then Sergei yelled at Boris because he knew the taste
"You urod ! That after taste is Sinep( or peniS) blyat !" Yelled Sergei
"Ay blyat ! I forgot about that im a debil" said Boris with a little shane voice
"Dont say that cousin i know sometime yoj forget the ingredients or some like but at least you are the best cousin ive ever had" said Anatoli trying to help Boris
"Cousin sometime you amaze me" said Boris (do you remember the line from Life of Boris video?)
"Well its part of family i mean we dont want to have a capitalism cyka right ?" said Anatoli
"Okay enough of famyli and shit lets talk about the mayonez" said Boris
"So what about the mayonez ?" said Sergei
"So the mayonez is the power of all slav kind but we need to place it so no one can steal it especialy Vadim and Western spies" said Boris with a serios voice
"So whats gonna happen when the mayonez gets stolen ?" Ask Anatoli
"Well for one it will destroy slav kind and two Western and Vadim will destroy the slav culture and three we slav will hop on the train to the one way to Gulag!!" Said Boris
"So what do you call the mayonez" said Sergei
"Well im glad you ask its called the great babushka mayonez" said Boris
"So what now ? Its evening" said Sergei
"Blyyyaaat how long did talk about the mayonez and put it somewhere so Vadim doesnt steal it" said Anatoli
"Wait what time is it ?" Ask Boris
"Well its about a 9 o'clock in the evening" said Sergei
"Well time to go to the bed" said Anatoli with the tiredness
"Ok but i gotta take the mayonez to the fridge and check everything to make sure no western spy and Vadim to steal it" said Boris as he went to the picture of bmw M5 E34 (thats boris dream car)then he take the picture and put it down and there was a safe so he put his password in the safe. And its kurwa mac the he open it then put mayonez in, and the shashlik king put the label that say 'its poisen' then he close the safe and put the picture back on and went to bed
Later that night Vadim has broken in to the shashlik king and try to find the mayonez he tried to find in the fridge,in the sofa,in the toilet nothing then he sees the picture he decide to investigate the picture
He decided to lift the picture and see the safe and it need a code
'Why in the kurwa in a America does Boris need a safe for his shit' thought Vadim he tried to think a code to think. He think a lot of pizdec, he think about one video that sayd kurwa mac so he tried to put the code and it open
He then saw the mayonez and a label that sayd poisen. He push the label down and took out the mayonez and put a lot of fake euros in to the safe and get out of the house
In the morning
Boris wake up and go to living room to see the mayonez. When he see the safe open and a lot of fake euros. The shashlik king take out the fake euros
"Wait i know who it is" Boris sayd as he angry
"VADIM BLYAT!!" Boris shouted in anger
YOU ARE READING
the adventure of Life of Boris
Randomthis is about a name man known as Boris he had found out that his mayonaise is gone not just ordinary mayonaise but very special one made from slavic ingredians and his neighbor Vadim stolle it and it said : The mayonaze is power ) will boris find h...
