Undertale AU Sans x Reader Oneshots

Innocent! Ink! Sans x Perverted! Neko! Meghan

Requested:MJ_PolonXD

No one's POV
Ink was on his living room couch reading one of his favorite books. He loves to read when he isn't off creating and fixing aus as well as fighting Error. Doing all that is not easy so he needs his own time. Then all of a sudden one of his good friends walks in. "Hey cutie pie~" He knew that voice anywhere. "Hey Meghan!" Ink waves at her in a excited manner. Meghan chuckles and eyes the book. She then starts to smirk and looks at Ink straight in the eye sockets as her tail sways in a mischievous manner. "You should read Fifty Shades of Grey it's a really awesome book." Ink smiles and nods. "What's it about? It sounds like a murder mystery." He states. Meghan starts to chuckle under her breath. One was because he will finally learn and learn more about her if you catch her drift. Second it's amusing how Ink is so innocent. You will always find someone that has dirty mind unless they are a infant of small child. Ink is definitely one of a kind.

"I'll summon it for you." Meghan uses her magic to summon the dirty ass book that Ink should never read but she is curious to see how he will react. Ink takes the book and looks at the cover. "Lets read it together!" He says excitedly. Oh boy Ink you are in for one hell of a ride.

Few days later when we finished the book

Ink approaches Meghan from the kitchen as sits next to her on the couch. Meghan stares at the TV not really paying attention as she rests her hand on the arm rest as her hand holds her head. Ink stays in his place as he starts to fidget with his fingers which Meghan doesn't pay attention to. He then breathes in and out to get the confidence he is looking for. Ink stares at Meghan. "What's a dick?" He says ignorantly. Meghan takes notice and adverts her gaze from the TV as her new focus is on Ink. "What?" She says with a raised brow, tail swishing, and one ear down. Ink repeats,"What's a dick?" Meghan starts to snicker as well as trying to hold in laughter. She found it so rich that he doesn't know what a dick is even though he has one. Meghan knows this because of Original. As Meghan tries so hard not to laugh, Ink waits patiently for a answer.

Meghan starts to sway the tip of her tail and collects herself. "You have one." Is all she said. She didn't feel in the mood to explain but she still found it rich he doesn't know what it is. Ink then raises a bone brow still confused as ever. Guess that statement wasn't enough for him to understand. Yup Ink is very innocent like Blueberry. "Do you have one?" He asks. This made Meghan bite her bottom lip to prevent her from laughing. She knows it's rude but everyone should know girls don't have members. "Nope. Instead I have boobs." She says bluntly. Ink still has a confused look on his face. Meghan starts to snicker at his curiosity. He is so innocent that he doesn't even know basic body parts that separate male to female. "These are boobs." Meghan cups her breasts as Ink stares. He then looks up at Meghan. After that Meghan chuckles to herself and walks into the kitchen which means the conversation is over.

Time has passed like a few days and Ink has been acting rather.....strange towards Meghan. He became more distant towards her. Meghan, of course, did not like it one bit since they were like best friends. Ink is on the couch drawing a sketch of a beach with Meghan sitting on the sand staring at the sky. Meghan walks stealthily down the stairs without Ink noticing her or hearing her.

She sways her tail and lowers her ears as she gets behind the couch. Every time Ink draws he will forget time exists in this world. Then Meghan's ear twitches and lowers herself. Her ears are perked her up. "What should I tell her? Will she accept my feelings for her? I don't know what to do anymore. Sans told me Meghan isn't the 'right person' for me since he states that she is 'dirty minded', whatever that means." He sounds so confused as if he has never felt it before. Meghan's ears lower as she starts to blush in complete shock at what she just heard. In no way has she ever thought that Ink would like her. Not in a million years has she thought he would. I mean sure Ink is cute and Meghan does tease her, deep down she really cared for him. It is very flattering to know he feels the same way for her. After that Meghan places her hand where her heart should be. She can hear her heart beat faster than ever before. Then an idea pops up. She wants to surprise him when she confesses. This shall be very interesting.

After a few days Meghan finally makes a plan. She was on her phone listening to music as she sees Ink walk in. She smirks and lightly blushes at her plan that is now ready for action. As Ink sits down on the couch Meghan adjusts herself as she sits up straight and curls her tail around herself. She stops the music and looks at Ink. "Sup." Is all she says. Ink yelps and jumps in place in surprise. (That is me. I get scared at the slightest of sounds.)

Meghan starts to laugh as Ink blushes the colors of the rainbow in embarrassment. (Gay pride parade in session.) "Don't laugh." Ink says cowardly knowing Meghan will never let this go until 3 days. She stops her laughing fit and stares at Ink. "Ink. A small birdie told me something so sinister about you." Ink widens his eye sockets. He has never done anything bad in his life. "What?" He scoots closer to Meghan. This causes her to smirk. She wraps her tail around him bringing Ink closer to her. This makes him blush darker which means it is more noticeable. "A birdie told me that you really like someone. Someone you know awfully well. I'm very close to her." Ink pulls his scarf to cover his cheekbones. It doesn't take a genius to know he is embarrassed. He starts to shake and becomes dead silent.

"It is a girl named Meghan. She just wants to let you know that she feels the same way towards you." Meghan looks down at him since he is quite short for a guy. (Every guy in my school). Ink, once again widens his eye sockets and looks up at her. She smiles at him and side hugs him. "I also love the beach drawing." She adds. Ink jumps and looks at her in shock. "Y-You s-spied on m-me?" He said as if Meghan hasn't done that which is not true. She has done it a couple of times. Meghan puts in the typical smirk she always uses as she nods her head. But as soon as Ink could scold her Meghan locked 'lips' with him. This was Ink's very first kiss but it was the best experience he has ever had especially with the love of his life. He kisses back and cups one of her cheeks.

After that they both touch foreheads. "I'll love you for the rest of my life." Ink said cutely. Meghan starts to blush but smiles a very innocent smile, the one where a little kid gets praised for doing something good. Meghan pulls him to the couch and hugs him. They spend the rest of the day like this. Enjoying each other's company.

I know this is shorter than usual since mine are more than 1300 words. I apologise for that. I will also apologise for not making a chapter for this book for over a week. Stuff happens. I also was feeling a bit down during that time. Nothing bad happened I just felt sad. Guess I got the blues. Again I'm sorry about a late update. Also I had writers block again and got so frustrated with it. The week I had off was very busy because of school. Obviously. But good news are I will be having a six day weekend since of Thanksgiving. I'm sorry for this crappy one-shot MJ. I'm so sorry.