Undertale AU Sans x Reader Oneshots

Lust! Sans x Busty! Reader

Inspired by: DJWinterWolf

If you are reading this I'm a huge fan of your books.

(Y/N)'s POV
"Perfect." I did the art of chestbinding which is basically flattening your breasts. I want people to actually look at my face and not at my chest. My roommate/best friend Roxanne understands this because she has the same big ass cup size as me. "You ready?!" I shout to Roxanne as I was putting on a (F/C) pull over. She comes out with a white t-shirt and black jacket. She feels the same way when it comes to breasts so she also flattens her breasts. "Yup." We grab our purses and leave our apartment. We start to walk to the nearest cafe which is a monster cafe. It isn't the safest place ever since monsters came out of the Underground. The only why it isn't safe is because they all love to 'do the deed'. Also Roxanne is a bit of a daredevil.

We enter the cafe called Muffet's, I heard she makes great pastries. "What would you like?" A spider lady asked us. "I would like a latte and a croissant while my friend would like tea and a chocolate cupcake." I answered. She nods and leaves as Roxanne and I sit at a table near the huge glass window. I rest my head on my arm. I look at Roxanne. All of sudden the cafe is filled with giggles. Roxanne and I look at each other and look at the source of the sound. Their was a goat woman, fish woman, dinosaur lizard woman, and two male skeletons. They all weren't wearing a lot of clothing except for the skeletons. I look away and continue to look at the window.

We got our orders and started to talk. "You think he likes me?" Roxanne asks. I mentally face palm. "Girl he is so obvious. He clearly likes you." I said as I drink my latte. She laughs and drinks her tea. She adverts her gaze from me and after a few seconds she looks back at me. The look on her face kind of scared me in a way. "What?" I ask her. Nothing has happened today and I'm already scared. She nears my face and whispers in my ear. "One of the skeletons is looking at you." I widen my eyes but I don't look at him because that would make it obvious we were talking about him. Luckily I finished and she just needs to finish the cupcake so we can just leave. I leave the money on the table as we both walk out the cafe. "That wasn't so bad." I said with a smile on my face. She starts to chuckle and agrees with me. We both thought that we would have been hit on but at least that didn't happen. I don't need anymore people chasing after me and Roxanne.

As were walking home I felt this odd feeling someone was falling us. It is like 11:48am and it is broad daylight out here. I shouldn't feel this way in the morning. "Roxanne do you get the feeling we are being followed?" I whispered to her just to not make it as obvious if someone is following us. She looks at me and nods. She moves on ahead but I stay. I got a text.

'The hell you doing?' She texts. I type back to her.

'Negotiating.'

After that text I put my phone in my pocket. I turn around to the see a skeleton shorter than me. He's wearing a black top that shows a lot of bone followed along with a purple jacket. He has black pants on with blue boots and fingerless gloves. "Hey sweetie~" He said very seductively which automatically made me feel scared. Red flags are being shown everywhere around this guy but my dumbass doesn't do shit. "Hey." I sheepishly wave at him. He starts to get near me. Oh shit that can't be good. He starts to look up and down at me. His eyes return to my face which is what I wish people would do instead of staring at my chest. "Say....you look pretty cute~" He starts to get closer as I take a step back. Please let him take the hint I don't want him near me. "How about we go out some time. You know get to know you." He actually said something without being flirtatious in any way. I gotta say I'm a bit impressed. I nod because why not. He smiles and hands me a piece of paper and he walks back to his group of friends. I look down at the paper to see numbers and a winky face.

A few months later

I actually became friends with the flirtatious skeleton, Sans as well as his brother Papyrus. Papyrus isn't that bad he is actually pretty sweet since he has a boyfriend, Mettaton. Right now I'm in the Font brother's house watching TV with Sans. Only with Sans which is not a good thing since he will flirt with anyone and I mean anyone. I then feel a bony arm slither around my waist and bring me closer to Sans. I look at him to see him wiggling his bone brows. I roll my eyes and leave him be as we watch TV. There was this character in the movie we were watching who had a large chest like mine. "Whoo! Oh mama that girl has some huge tits!" Sans comments. I just stare at the girl in the movie. 'How can she have the confidence to go out with that big size? I wish I can do that.'