Hurricane (A Super Smash Bros Brawl Fanfic)

Bitches vs Bitches

Chapter 16

 

The next day after Rosalina felt down about her and Captain Falcon, Peach suddenly hears about it, telling her to never give up, and who knows what could happen. “Listen, I know you still love him and all… but sometimes, you need to come out of your inner shell. You can’t stay miss goody goods forever. Sometimes, you just have to act or feel badass at times”, Peach explained to her. Rosalina thought about it for a moment, and replied, “Yeah I get that, but I don’t want to disrespect anyone at all whatsoever. That’s MY biggest problem”. Peach shrugged and rolled her eyes saying, “SEE! You’re being miss good person. I don’t want that. You should at least try to be mean to people. For instance, Zelda and Samus. They’re great targets don’t you think so”? Rosalina’s eyes went big suddenly. “UHM, those are my best friends. They’ll think I’m on DRUGS if I do anything bad to them. They’re like my sisters. I NEED them in my life”, Rosalina confronted. “Oh well too bad too sad get over it and listen”, Peach yelled.

As Zelda was walking to the vending machine to get snacks, Peach approaches to her saying, “Oooh, yummy snacks huh? Your stomach is probably wanting that so you can be fat as fuck”. “That’s uncalled for saying that. That’s completely and utterly rude”, Zelda replied. “Oh, I didn’t say it. Your friend Rosalina did”, Peach said as she left. Rosalina started crying, and Zelda walked away. Rosalina knew she was in huge trouble, but it didn’t get to her.

After the situation at the vending machine, Zelda went back to the apartment, and saw Samus with flyers. “Sam… What’s that?”, Zelda asked being concerned. “Apparently we got invited to Kirby’s party. It’s tonight. She didn’t give them out until last minute. Typical Kirby. Anywho, do you want to go?”, Samus explained. “Uh sure I’ll go”, Zelda nodded. “Great! Let’s get ready”, Samus hollered. The attire of the party was casual wear and usually, the girls would dress like sluts. Not Samus OR Zelda. Samus wore a blue short sleeve shirt with checkered pattern design, black denim jeans, and blue converse. Meanwhile, Zelda wore a purple designer tank top with a black vest, washed blue denim skinny jeans, and purple all star converse. “Hey, how do I look?”, Samus asked Zelda. “GIRL, you look freaking amazing and hot as usual”, Zelda replied honestly. “Thanks for calling me hot, cutie”, Samus replied sarcastically. “Ha you’re funny now shut up and lets go”, Zelda hollered in a funny way. As they got to the party, they saw the usual friends except for the boys. Samus was looking around until they spot Rosalina and Peach. “Oh hell no”. “What’s going on?”, Zelda turned around and asked Samus. “Look who’s here”, Samus unhappily replied. Zelda saw that Peach and Rosalina was here. “Oh. That’s just lovely isn’t it”, Zelda furiously added.

Peach and Rosalina started dancing their butts off, and Peach asked, “Have you kissed a girl before”? Rosalina thought strange about it and replied, “No. Why”? “Because I want to kiss you. Is that bad?”, Peach asked. “Uhm, I guess not. I could try going lesbian for a couple minutes”, Rosalina suggested as she was stuttering, yet she was afraid at this point. Peach pulls her close to her body and starts kissing her. Rosalina’s eyes were open and was creeped out. She thought, “What the fuck is she doing? Why in the hell is she making out with me. I’ve NEVER kissed a girl before, so this is odd. I shouldn’t of said no. Oh well. But what if Captain Falcon finds out? What if he doesn’t want to get back with me? Fuck! I shouldn’t even be doing this. Should I pull away or not? Decisions, decisions. I’ll continue till I get tired of it”. Rosalina and Peach continued making out until ROsalina felt tongue, and pulled away. “What the fuck, Rosalina??”, Peach yelled. “It started getting weird, so I pulled away”, Rosalina confessed and added, “I’m done being lesbian”. Then, Peach gets alcohol from Kirby and brings it to Rosalina. “I don’t want to drink alcohol”, Rosalina yelled straight in her face. Peach grabs Rosalina’s head and forced her to chug on some alcohol. Samus was seeing all of this, and rushed in and yelled, “What the fuck are you doing slut”? “Excuse me? You must be fucking high whore. Rosalina will be hanging out with me instead of you two losers”, Peach yelled as she was drinking a bunch of wine. “Rosalina is that true? Don’t have answer for you. Just tell us, please?”, Zelda begged Rosalina. “I feel like I need some space sometimes you feel. I’m trying out different things you know? I have to step out of my shell a bit”, Rosalina explained her best. “I feel you. However, are you going to be rude to us?”, Samus asked. “Hell no! You know, Rosalina is making me be rude to you all”, Rosalina confessed. “ROSALINA!! YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT”, Peach hollered. “You stupid bitch”, Samus yelled and sucker punched Peach in the face. At this point Samus and Peach started brawling and Rosalina and Zelda tried pulling Samus away from Peach before they get in trouble. “GET UP”, the security guard yelled at Peach and Samus. Peach and Samus decide to punch the security guard in the face. He called the police. “Shit, we’re screwed”, Zelda murmured. “Damn. We ALL are”, Rosalina added. The police came in and got Samus and Peach out of the party in handcuffs. Suddenly, they also handcuffed Zelda and Rosalina. “Police sir, we didn’t do anything wrong”, Zelda cried. The officer didn’t answer. Zelda and Rosalina knew that they were in huge trouble.

After the altercation at the party, Samus, Rosalina, Peach, and Zelda were headed to jail. “May I call my boyfriend so I can tell him what’s going on?”, Samus asked. “No, you can’t madame”, the police officer replied back. Samus shrugged in confusion. Everyone felt dead in the car, and Peach blurted, “You little son of a bitch”. “Is she really serious right now? Peach is straight up drunk”, Rosalina whispered. “Are you?”, Zelda asked. “No. She forced me to have alcohol. Which I’m absolutely pissed at her for. She knows I don’t drink. Listen, she’s setting this up. She wants us to suffer. Especially YOU, Zelda. She literally wants to ruin your life, and she wanted me to be rude and evil to you two. The reason is that so you two can be loners and nobodys. I would NEVER do that to you. I want to say I’m sorry to you both. I tried telling you earlier, but Peach would slap me if I told you right away. Now, I honestly feel like a jerk”, Rosalina explained. “Samus, Zelda, and Rosalina. Please call your school. We’re going to drop y’all off. I heard the whole thing. Peach, you’re still staying with me. You’re staying in jail for a bit”, the police officer explained. “Uh, you can’t do this to me. I’m the princess of Mushroom Kingdom”, Peach demanded. “Are you demanding me miss Peach”, the police officer yelled as he pulled up to the school. “Yeah I am. Problem mister?”, Peach yelled back. “Girls, you should leave before things get very ugly”, the police officer recommended. Samus, Zelda, and Rosalina quickly got out of the police car, and watched Peach and the police officer argue as they were driving away. Peach worded, “You three are dead”.

“Honestly, Peach annoys me so much. She doesn’t give ANY respect to anyone. It’s quite sad, too. She thinks she’s all perfect, but in reality she’s not”, Rosalina ranted. “We get it home girl, calm down”, Samus giggled. “Listen that was a hella long day. I’m going to my apartment. See you guys tomorrow”, Zelda said as she left to her apartment. “Has Zelda and Ike done it yet?”, Rosalina asked. “No. They’re waiting until they get married”, Samus confirmed. “Wow, I applaud them very”, Rosalina confessed then added, “My apartment is close. See you tomorrow”. Rosalina ran to her apartment like a goofy idiot. As Samus was walking to her apartment, she was over thinking about what happened at the party. “Whoa, I feel proud of myself. Yet, I wasn’t the one who got put in jail. Weird”. Samus reached to her apartment and went into her apartment smiling and proud.