Stranger Things 2 review: (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
Bad things first:
-not enough mike
-Jonathan didn't recognize that that girl was dressed as Siouxsie Sioux like that's so out of character my boy loves the talking heads and the smiths and joy division, you think he doesn't know Siouxsie and the Banshees BET
-um where was my Wheeler sibling bonding time???? hopefully next season but like. boi.
-idk that whole kali/gang thing was really cool but it felt weirdly paced
-was the makeover necessary
-NOT ENOUGH MIKE MY BOY IS A MAJOR CHARACTER TREAT HIM LIKE ONE
-also. like. Where the fuck was Holly?
-max was.........idk. cool but like. idk. Such a stereotype. Hopefully she grows as a character next season
-not really a complaint cause it had to be done but....bob :( I love him
Good things about Stranger Things 2:
-MY BEAUTIFUL SON MIKE WHEELER AND HIS COZY SWEATERS HE WAS SO ANGSTY THIS SEASON IT WAS SO REALISTIC I LOVED IT I LOVE MY BOY
-Noah's acting holy shit tho
-everyone's acting!????
-THE MUSIC CHOICES WERE SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE YOU LEARNED SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS BASED OFF OF THEIR MUSIC TASTES BUT ALSO MAYBE THIS WAS JUST ME CAUSE I'M A HO FOR 80S MUSIC AND CHARACTER ANALYSIS
-they played Duran Duran and I bust a fucking nut I LOVE Duran Duran I have a poster of them in my dorm
-I hate billy so much he's TERRIBLE but he's such a good character like he IS a Steven King type human antagonist (like Henry Bowers or something) and it's GREAT
-mike's sweaters ?? like boy was reaching twin peaks levels of sweater game I was so game
-mike in general I love my son. Can you guess who my favorite character is? shame he was BARELY in the season smh @ duffer bros
-STEVE HOLY SHIT BABYSITTER EXTRAORDINAIRE
-Lucas' sister
-his entire family tbh
-getting glimpses of everyone's families tbh????????,,
-that kid in the cowboy costume. that's who I aspire to be.
-THE POLITICS HOLY SHIT I'M A SLUT FOR THE COLD WAR IT WORKED SO WELL HERE
-Murray omg I loved him that's gonna be ME in 10 years- listening to jazz, drinking straight vodka, and trying to expose government cover ups
-the fact that it's canon that the wheelers voted for Reagan I hate them so much omg but it makes so much sense
-Dustin telling Ted Wheeler he's useless is my aesthetic
-that fuckin......billy & Karen Wheeler scene?, I was weirdly into it
-the wheelers being somehow even more useless incredible rip no wonder mike and Nancy are struggling so much
-"trick. or. treat."
-Terry's message was done so well holy fucking shit
-WHEN THEY WERE IN CHICAGO AND THE WARRIORS REFERENCES H O L Y S H I T LIKE WHEN EL WAS GOING THROUGH THAT SKETCHY
AREA I WAS HALF EXPECTING TO HEAR SOMEONE YELL "CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIT" THEY DID IT SO WELL-bob
-"you're going to be home by 8:00, listen to the talking heads and read some Vonnegut" "sounds like a good night!" WHY AM I ACTUALLY JONATHAN
-final episode with everyone working together getting different parts of the deed done I love this family
-SNOW BALL SNOW BALL SNOW BALL
-mike wheeler fulfilling his promises like he needs to do for his mental health is my aesthetic
-idk like this whole season was so so fucking good and I love all my kids wow
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Non-Fictionspam book vol. III I was trying to think of a Hemingway quote, but thankfully just remembered that I don't give a shit about Hemingway. No icebergs, full purple prose and digression here. I'm a Romantic.