Mayro and Freinds

The Goomba King

After the well-earned sandwich, Luggy got up. "Wow, I wonder where everygoomba is?" Suddenly, Luggy heard a very strange noise indeed. Sounded like some sort of rapper trying to make a hotdog, or whatever that sounds like. Luggy stood up on his toes and looked around quickly. Goombario ran out of the bushes. "Luggy! Luggy! I need some help!" Goombario called out. Goombella was following him. "Please Luggy, Goombario and I are in trouble!!" They hid behind Luggy's legs, trembling. "Well, what's the matter, sport?" Luggy asked. "The Goomba King came back, and now has Koopatrol under his command! They're following us!!" Goombario talked very fast. "They want to take us away!" Goombella said. "Oh no he's not!" Luggy said, and sprang up, ready for anything. Almost. A Koopatrol leaped out of the bushes and startled Luggy. "Wah!" He said. "Hey, those Goombas are our prisoners, mate!" The Koopatrol demanded. Another Koopatrol, looking much older, walked over to the other Koopatrol and put his hand on the others' shoulder. "Rest easy now, will you? I know a ding dong when I see one, and this plumber definitely looks like one, so no need to spin yer gears, Vern." "Yeah, I reckon you're right, Trent." Vern agreed. "Just hand over the Goombas, and no one will get hurt, understand?" Trent threatened. Luggy went back in his fighting position. "Never, you thugs!" Luggy said. "Well then, how about THIS for ya, eh?" Vern yelled, kicking Luggy in the face. Luggy stumbled backwards, like any person would if they weren't Zues. Trent ran up to Vern and grabbed his arm. "What in the name of Bowser's shell are you doin', eh? Leave em' be! Just take the Goombas and git!" Trent yelled, and ran into the bushes. Vern watched him leave, and turned back to face Luggy hostilely, despite Trent's clear orders. "That's-a not very nice you know." Luggy told him, getting up off the dirt. Vern responded. "We're not here to fit your fancy, wise guy. We just need'a have those Goombas! We've heard that they know a little something about this Mayro character," and he held up a well-taken photograph of Mayro. Luggy looked at it, pretending not to know his own bro's face. Vern rolled his eyes. "Of course you don't know him, I reckon. You look dumber than a sack of potatoes." Vern put away the photograph, but then looked back at Luggy. "Wait a drat-darned second. You look awfully familiar, you know." Luggy began to feel worried. It would be pretty bad luck if this Koopatrol recognized him. Vern doubled back. "Hey, you're Luggy, ain't ya! Well drat, gotta get some information from you, sir. Those Goombas mean nothing now. Lord Bowser only cares about Mayro, and you're his closest source yet!" Luggy answered "Uh, sorry, gotta go!" and ran with Goombario and Goombella back into the woods. Vern chased after them. "Wait, here, Lord Bowser would kill me if I came back with nothin'! Aye!" 

Luggy and the Goomba kids soon lost Vern. "Ha! What a wimp! Fears his own leader!" Goombella said. Goombario looked up at Luggy. "Hey, Luggy, why didn't you just beat the punks up?" Luggy turned to the Goombas. "Well, I haven't thought in a while, you know. Only thing I've ever battled with was ghosts in a scary mansion or with Mayro in our Superstar Sega adventures." Goombella jumped up. "We can help you, Luggy! We've been with Mayro when he reached us to fight! We're practically just as good as him!" "Yeah!" Goombario added. "Well, if you think you can show me, it better be now!" Luggy said, looking frightened at something behind them. "Huh?" Goombario asked, turning around. There was a giant dark figure standing behind him with glowing eyes! "Yagh! What's that?!" He yelped. The figure took a step and showed it's face. "You destroyed my castle all those many years ago, Goomba! I lost Bowser's respect for me, and you're gonna pay!" "Hey, that's the Goomba King!" Goombella said. All the tension was lost. "What? Am I not scary?" He asked. "No, not really." Goombario answered. "Well drat. Time for plan B!" King Goomba announced, and Vern and Trent jumped out from the bushes. "Oh wow! I actually met you guys again, wouldn't you know!" Vern snickered. He seemed to be a bit more polite than the last time Luggy and his friends last saw him. "Oh! I remembered something important!" Luggy exclaimed, as if something had struck him. He pulled out a wooden hammer from his pocket. "Mayro had this and gave it to me so I could build my secret basement- I mean- the deck. I was going to build the deck." All the foes stared at Luggy. "Uhh.. Attack him? Yeah. Attack him! C'mon troops!" The Goomba King declared, and the trio attacked. Luigi, Goombella, and Goombario all struck the fiends on the head. The Goomba King quickly went down, for he's a pretty weak guy, but the Koopatrol stayed strong. Vern made a gesture to Trent. Luggy seemed to be the only one to notice. Maybe they were planning something horrific? He noticed the way they were smirking. Soon enough, the Koopatrol got the Goombas cornered in a circle. Luggy was on the outside of it. The Koopatrol suddenly started charging the Goombas, bowing low so they could skewer them with the spike on their head. "Gah!" Goombario yelled. Luggy jumped on both of the Koopatrol's heads since their spikes were no longer at an angle his foot could get pierced with, and they were defeated. "Thanks, Luggy, you really showed them!" Goombella exclaimed. "Oh, uh, it was nothing, really." Luggy said, bowing his head. "Yay for Luggy! Anyway, we should get a move on, I suppose." Goombario said, and they all left the enemies behind, or, they think. Vern was actually knocked into one of the bushes and wasn't defeated quite yet. Still had a couple HP Points left. Although for Trent, he would take some time before he was a functional human being.

(HEY, THIS IS NOT A FANFICTION. I KIND OF MADE THIS JUST TO MAKE FUN OF THE WEIRD WAY PEOPLE MAKE THE CHARACTERS ACT IN FANFICTIONS, SORRY IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY THINKING THIS WAS REAL. I'M GOING TO FINISH THE STORY FOR THE HECK OF IT, BUT PLEASE DON'T ASSOCIATE THIS WITH A FANFICTION.)