best friend reality

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what's expected: friend bails you out of jail

reality: friend sitting next to you saying, "man, we got caught!"

expected: you fall, friend asks if your ok

reality: you fall. friend's the one who pushed you. laughing her butt off cause you fell.

expected: invite friend to party, they bring awesome present.

reality: friend comes to party, barges in and asks where the cake is.

expected: you die, friend cries for days.

reality: friend is the one who killed you and is at Disney World, celebrating the victorious kill.

expected: you get bullied, friend stands up for you.

reality: friend is either making out with a football player or is the bully.

expected: friend pushes you on the swing.

reality: friend pushes you off the swing.

expected: friend and you work fairly together on a project.

reality: you and friend goof off and you have to finish the project all by yourself the day before it's due.

expected: you get drunk, friend drives you home.

reality: both of you are drunk and you end up walking home in the middle of a hurricane.

expected: both of you go to a concert and both of you get to talk to a band member and kiss them.

reality: you both go to a concert and friend makes out with all of them while you have to watch.

expected: you fail a test, you friend helps you bring your grade back up.

reality: you fail a test, friend is the reason why.

expected: you break your foot, friend helps you around.

reality: you break your foot, friend trips you.

expected: someine trips and friend helps you up

reality: friend high fives the person. who tripped you

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