a/n the title of this chapter probably won't make sense to you unless you are katnissfangurl, purpleminion137, or Melanie1. I( Boba fett/ Tommyshawawesome) love the 80's and its hair and especially it's music. my friends , as listed before, call it old people music and call me an old person (it honestly doesn't bother me). these are some jokes they came up with.
me: "sweet Madame blue, gaze in your looking glass, your not a child anymore!" Katnissfangurl (KFG): are you high or something?" me: Well DUH!!!!"
me: (listening to random 80's song, holding cup and swaying) KFG: you look drunk. Me: cause I am.
Me: can you take me high enough, too fly me over yester...." KFG: ( pushes me of bench) me : "... day?"
me: ( singing "kickstart my heart" by motley crue.) KFG: " can I stab you?" me: " wait what?"
me : ( talking about Denis Deyoung from Styx) KFG: " is he dead?" me :" NO WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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Jokes And Rants From Middle Schoolers
HumorHumorous jokes from our minds and things that bug us.