Jokes And Rants From Middle Schoolers

best friend "compliments"

I don't hate you

you're not ugly.

I'm sorry, that's the last time you'll hear me say this.

let's play therapist, you really need one.

I'm sorry I didn't hit you harder

I hate you

you're stupid

can I kill you? ( I know that some of these don't sound like compliments but to best friends, they are like gold..... thrown at each others heads..... hard.)