Jokes And Rants From Middle Schoolers

relationships

Im in a long distance relationship alright, the frigde is downstairs.

yes I am dating one direction.... mentally.

when you tell your friend who your crush is:

*runs to crush* friend: guess what?! (singy song voice)

relationships are so hard, you have to remember birthdays, buy stuff and act like you care when they tell you about their day.

I have a very serious relationship.... with my bed.

all women want is for men to take them, throw them on the bed, and go clean the kitchen while they take a nap.

every girl wants a guy to call her up in the middle of the night just to tell her " I love you". IF YOU CALL ME AT 3 AM, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!