The Great Emu war

Day 1

7:00

November 2

1932

Dear Diary,

The dawn was cresting over the bush,
I knew that my country was facing one of its greatest threats ever to face Australia.

Emus

Those damn birds just keep coming in mobs.

Come high noon, we shall ride on our crocs and destroy these damn birds!

~time skip~

Crocs apparently don't like it when you jump on their back and scream, "Crawl!"
Hopefully these stitches won't get in the way

                                          Jett Kirkland
                                           Australia   

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Yes there was an actually war that Australia had with emus, and this will be an ongoing, updated everyday(probably) until Dec 10, the last day of the 'war'