The Great Emu war

Day 2

8:30

November 3

1932

Dear Diary

A couple of my people and I are going by truck to try and shoot these damn things.

I suggested almost going in kangas, because they would obviously be faster then going in these damn trucks and-

Shit there's like A hundred of them

I'm gonna kill all these damn ostrich imposters

~Time skip~

Apparently these damn birds can take a fucking bullet or two, unfortunately most of them got away

Killed like 5 of them, I don't care what Johnathan says, I took down 5.

I'll get the rest of them tomorrow

                                            Jett Kirkland
                                            Australia

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