10:00
December 3
1932
Dear Diary
I live with fucking morons
I know I've probably said it before, but all of them are idiots
Australia for even thinking that this plan would ever fucking work
New Zealand for going along and not stopping him
England's an even bigger asshat, knowing what they were doing and not stopping them
Naturally, someone had to knock some sense into them
That someone being me with a frying pan
Hungary was right, hitting idiots is fun
Thankfully with the concussion I gave Australia, we should have a day of peace
Please God
Wy
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The Great Emu war
FanficPeople know little of the great emu war, the horror that Australia himself faced. This is his story.
