Dear England
I know you told me to keep an eye on Australia for you
I regret to inform you that he's lost his ducking mind
He started a war with emu..... Emus
Then he adopted one of them, named it Bob and is now trying to teach it to spy on its brethren.
God help us all
New Zealand
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The Great Emu war
FanfictionPeople know little of the great emu war, the horror that Australia himself faced. This is his story.
