12:00
November 8
1932
Dear Diary
I bet you're wondering what happened after the BASTARD left well here are the highlights
After I realized he wasn't coming back for me, I tried to run for it, didn't know emus could run up to 31 mph,
The baby emu still thought I was its mum, so it started running with me, thought about adopting this bugger, teach it my ways and send it back to it's people and try and Intel
Think I'll name her Bob, she'll probably be better than Johnathan
Jett Kirkland
Australia
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The Great Emu war
FanfictionPeople know little of the great emu war, the horror that Australia himself faced. This is his story.
