11:00
December 5
1932
Dear Diary
Why does everyone assume my ideas are idiotic
Okay, so I messed up one plan once
But come on it was basically Jonathan or Randy's fault
Alright, it may not have been their fault but that's who I'm placing the blame on
Anyway I think I may have one last plan to defeat those creatures, it's gonna take a couple of days to prepare, but you can bet your arse all of those things with be dead
With the except of Bob, because she's adorable
Jett Kirkland
Australia
Emu killer
YOU ARE READING
The Great Emu war
Hayran KurguPeople know little of the great emu war, the horror that Australia himself faced. This is his story.
