One- Shots & Short Stories (Fluff/Lemon)

Thank you!!! + Shakespeare

I first wanted to thank everyone so much for the wonderful feed back. You are all very supportive and nice and it really makes my day seeing people liking my stories and such  ^.^

I know I haven't made more stories lately but I am working on it. For now I wanted to share a parody I did on the famous speech Hamlet does. If you do not recognize it then  I'll post it. 

Original:

  To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

So if you do not understand that's fine, it's just Hamlet debating whether he should commit suicide or not (i feel you home boi). The reason why I made this Undertale parody was for a school assignment. At the time I had returned to Undertale with a bit of a.... fresh mind? xD Anyways I hope you like it. It's pretty self explanatory.

My Parody:

To LOVE, or not to LOVE: that is the question:

Whether 'tis worth in the mind to suffer

The bones and blaster of an outrageous skeleton,

Or to take love against a sea of monsters,

And by opposing spare them? To die: to reset;

No more; and by a spare to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand friendliness pellets

That Asriel is heir to, 'tis a story of betrayal

Devoutly to be wish'd away. To die, to reset;

To reset: perchance to dream: ay, there's the wound;

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled through the Main Menu,

Must give us pause: there's the Determination

That makes us come back after every life;

For who would bear the twists and rips of time,

The King's wrong, the proud flower's contumely,

The pangs of LOVE filled genocide, the law's delay,

The ignorance of monsters and their spurns

That merciful soul of the unworthy takes,

When they themselves might other lives take

With a sharp knife? whose soul could bear,

To grunt and sweat under a repeated life,

But that the dread of something after death,

The undiscover'd timeline from whose bourn

No soul returns, puzzles the mind

And makes us rather bear those resets we have experienced

Than to fly to monsters that we know not of?

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;

And thus the blood like hue of Determination

Is corrupted o'er with the silver cast of a knife,

And trail behind dust and great sorrow

With this regard their morals turn away,

And lose the name of Frisk.

Be all my sins remember'd.

I hope you like it xP it was really fun to make but I do promise more stories soon. I'll also be adding head cannons, a collab story, a backstory for Halluciv, Marvul, and Xcellence, AND possibly a few rants on what I like or dislike about certain ships. (#NoHate)